Toobin

Strokin' it, whackin' it, and all around jackin' it while unknowingly leaving your webcam on during a meeting.

Jeff thought the camera was off during the daily conference call, but little did he know that he was toobin it. Jeff no longer has to join the daily conference call.

by z-ozzz October 19, 2020

Toobin’

Mistakenly masturbating on a video conference call thinking the camera is off

Jon got fired for toobin’ during the Zoom sales meeting call.

by B M0ney October 19, 2020

Tooting your own vuvuzela

Used in the same way as 'tooting your own horn', except in this instance it doesn't make you look good. Tooting your own vuvuzela results in making yourself look annoying.

1. She tried to toot her own horn about how much she reads, but ended up tooting her own vuvuzela when she revealed she was reading Twilight!

2. Don't be caught tooting your own vuvuzela lest you appear douche-y

by KitsuneAdrienne July 9, 2010

Tooting

farting in british slang.

"oi harry, get out of the room you've been tooting all night."
"sorry babe, i ate beans before bed."

by lathsc January 9, 2020

Toobin

The act of masturbating during a group Zoom call

Jeffrey, please stop Toobin while we have our meeting.

by @ilDonaldoTrumpo June 14, 2021

toobin

Masturbating on a video call.

He was fired for toobin on the zoom meeting.

by some_idiot666 October 19, 2020

Tooting Handshake

A friendly greeting, given by motorists to passers by. It is given in the form of dangling a flaccid penis from a car window, and swerving close to a pedestian so that it slaps them in the face.

Popularised in the Tooting area of London, it is now something of a local tradition.

Best carried out while the car is moving, in case a quick getaway is needed.

"That jogger looks like she needs some encouragement, wind down the window and I'll give her a Tooting Handshake as we go past"

by adamandfiona January 24, 2010