nick tooley

nick tooley is a black nigga with a huge Mandingo, strong enough to knock someone out with one swing of his big dick, when nick tooley wanks he has to extend his arms 22222 metres forward to get to the end of it. nick tooley is the G O A T at soccer and scores top bins every time. after his game he goes to have sex with Kylie Jenner, nick tooley is such a legend and has a huge Mandingo

nick tooley has a big dick, I want to be like him

by Bcsjksks March 25, 2019

tooley

someone who collects animals and drinks cheap beer. has a crumpled, bag-like appearance.

Dude, get rid of those dogs and start drinking good beer, you tooley!

by Dick Fitswelle December 21, 2008

tookey

Rachel's verbal faux pas ...when she accidentally combined the words "turkey" and "cooking" while trying to explain how she did not want to eat her brother's girlfriend's cooking or turkey at Thanksgiving. She was so mad she couldn't say either word and made up her own-Tookey.

"I'm not going to her house for Thanksgiving because I don't even want to eat her "Tookey""

I did it all for the tookey, the tookey.

I'm going to knock off a piece of tookey when everyone goes to sleep.

I like my tookey stuffed.

by cheryl p December 7, 2006

Tommeya

Where did you come from
Got to be some exotic place pass the sun
To be such a supreme being of femininity
You are blessed by GOD'S creativity
That is what you have to be
A dream that became reality
Eyes that create miracles of light
My soul was so dark you made it bright
It was love at first sight
Smile brighter than the fullest of moons
Made the flowers of my heart open to full bloom
Love blossomed inside of me
I was a slave for depression, but, you set me free
Skin smooth as caramel silk
Kisses sweeter than butterscotch milk
Body more amazing than the milky way
Hypnotic lips that make a man do whatever you say
I long and love to be with her every single day
She is a daughter, friend, sister and Mother
These titles she wear like no other
There is only one...

Tommeya possess a breathtaking smile!!

I Love Tommeya.

Please, do not piss Tommeya off.

by tzdon May 12, 2014

toomellowed

The legend of all time. Truly inspirational. Motivating. Can't wait till he drops music

"Wasgood toomellowed!"

by chico8gang June 18, 2018

toomy nooks

Toomy nooks is a large ribbed, morbidly obese medically ill ginger. Usually they are rebellious and spend their lives hibernating in the edm. Often they are acused for broken projectors

Did you hear the roof was broken! I bet it was a toomy nooks!

by Jimmyfraz February 1, 2017

tookey

laced weed

You smoke tookey broke boy

by chddueis June 25, 2018