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tom cruise 

im tom cruise and im a douchebag
tom cruise by andrew osullivan December 6, 2006

Tom Cruise 

Tom Cruise tom krooz
1. A person or persons who refuses to admit they are homosexual.
2. The act of hiring a homosexual prostitute.
1. That Michelle Rodriguez is a real Tom Cruise,she should get with Ellen.

2. I think I will go on a tom cruise,because I need some gay lovin.
Tom Cruise by BookerP November 6, 2006

tom cruise 

synonym for stupid ass scientologist mother fucker; really gay actor who stared in top gun; synonym for gay
tom cruise is a cock monger
tom cruise come out of the closet
fuck you tom cruise
tom cruise by Poopeater December 26, 2006

Tom Cruise 

Tom Cruise by Kevin flet December 27, 2008

tom cruise 

Played Anne Rices Lestat perfectly. Much better than that Stuart Townsend hack.
Tom Cruise played the Vampire Lestat perfectly in Interview with the Vampire.
tom cruise by Traveling Bob July 30, 2006

tom cruise 

4ft 2' tall actor brainwashed into scientology. His film characters have a continuing theme that can be broken down into 3 clearly identifiable segments:

1)Beginning - He is the best at what he does (such as flying planes or driving cars)

2)Middle - Has a crisis of confidence (such as a friend dying) but meets love interest who helps him.

3)Ending - Pulls through it and returns to being the best at what he does (such as being a pilot).

Tom Cuise is now perhaps most famous for his sham marriage to Katie Holmes and being a couch jumping Scientologist who doesn't like being squirted with water.
Richard: I saw a Tom Cruise film last night

James: Which one?

Richard: I can't remember exactly, it started with him being the best at what he did, he had a crisis of confidence, but pulled through it in the end.

James: Well that doesn't narrow it down at all!

Richard: Y-You're a jerk, you're a jerk!
tom cruise by Jim Birtwisle February 5, 2008