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J.R.R. Tolkien

Author of the classic fantasy novels Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit. His full name is "John Ronald Reuel Tolkien." He was born in South Africa in 1892, but grew up in England, and died there in 1973. Aside from writing, he was a linguist and a professor of Old English at Oxford University.
Have you read these books by J.R.R. Tolkien?
by Stephanie M. October 14, 2003
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towlie

How an idiot spells towelie
Towelie gets high, but not high enough to spell his name "towlie".
by Michael Breese November 13, 2003
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Toolies

Background: Every year in Australia at the end of the final exam period thousands of high school students fly to the Gold Coast for Schoolies week celebrations.

Toolies are essentially pathetic dirty bastards who deliberately holiday on the Gold Coast during this time trying to pass themselves off as Schoolies in order to hit on and sleep with drunk teenagers. Toolies have developed into something of a sub-culture, with thousands of experienced Toolies now making the Gold Coast trip a part of their yearly routine. Toolies have an inability to get laid by anyone other than half-conscious teens. No self-respect, part pedophile, all Toolies.
Schoolie: Hey check out that 30 year old pretending to be a Schoolie, what a desperate fag.

Toolie: Hello, how are you?

Schoolie: Go back to your Toolies friends, wanker.
by Neil K December 20, 2007
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tolliekaas

South African and Dutch slang for STD on your penis.
Then I said he has tolliekaas and got mad

En toen zei ik dat hij tolliekaas had en werd leip
by M.RR June 8, 2019
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trollies

Pull your trollies down
by Peter Fox June 1, 2003
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Mr Tolley

the term " mr tolley" describes a large man with immense girth and incredibly large muscles.It can also be used to show an older man who has a fit wife.
example one:
"omg who is that over there pumping iron"
"its mr tolley"
example two:
"i heard he can lift 160 kg"
"yeah with his penis"
by thetolleyfamily April 27, 2009
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toliet

Very common misspelling of the word toilet.

When the misspelling is input into a computer speech synthesis program, it can come out sounding like "to'LEET", "TOL'ee'et" (like Juliet from Romeo & Juliet), or "toe'LYE'et" depending on the speech synthesis program used.

For example, it sounds like "toe'LYE'et" on the SAM speech synthesizer for the Commodore 64 computer.
Hey Homer!!!
Are you flushing those springs down our toliet?
by Telephony December 14, 2011
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