Toft

To old for Twitter

'Dad, stop posting on Twitter! #toft'

by Pinkpoodles77 November 10, 2015

Toftiggen

A sport in which a player tries to kick a ball into a pond,aimed at buckets containing items of clothing placed on the waters edge, thus soaking the opponents clothing.

"Fancy a quick game of Toftiggen>"
"No, my clothes are still drying out"

by The Showman2008 August 9, 2008

TFTBB

thanks for the big balls

The guy has desire & TFTBB. The team respects him, responds to him. I gotta roll with that. Weak arm or not.

by raaaiidddeerrrrssss September 29, 2010

TOFBIUTF

That One Fat Bitch I Used To Fuck

- Hey, do you know that girl looking over here and waving?
- Yeah, its TOFBIUTF... Im trying to avoid her.

by CeeCee_97 October 26, 2011

tgftb

Thank God for the Bob

#tgftb

by Steve the Bird March 22, 2017

tootbeat

Tootbeat is the name of something for when you toot and it makes a cool beat .

Cass: *toots*
Lucas: That sounded cool
Cass: Yeah dude it's called a tootbeat
Lucas: girl lets make a mixtape from that

*makes mixtape *

by MeepCassMoop April 21, 2017

tootbreadtittyknuckles

Some Random Meme i Found Online

British:I cant belive Americans call it bread! :^ )

British: its actualy tootmanbreadytittykunkles(laugghingncryingemoji)

hey dood wants some tootbreadtittyknuckles?

by :^ ) January 12, 2018