porn-twit

a person who posts his or her porn and sexual activity on twitter in 140 characters or less.

Jessica's texting to twitter while in a 3-way made her a porn-twit.

by lizybee January 6, 2010

Electronic Curtain Twitcher

A person who has nothing better to do other than spy on their fellow Social Media friends for signs of gossip.
Their duties include:
1. Scour other people's social media profiles for news they can use for their own joviality.
2. Using partners/friends account so they can't be traced or twitched at themselves.
3. Check out how sexy members of the opposite sex are without the person knowing.

I'm sure so and so is an electronic curtain twitcher as they seem to know so much about me and we're not even friends.

by The Real Funky Gibbon November 13, 2013

Twitter Twit

Somebody who uses twitter to keep everyone who follows them informed of their minute by minute activity. The activities are general and meaningless, but the twit thinks that the world gives a damn.

Twitter Twit using twitter:

Twitter Twit: omigod, just had a piss. how great is that!?

Twitter Twit: put the lid down now, phew..

Twitter Twit: having a sip of water, yah!

by visrat March 19, 2009

Dick twitch

When your dick twitches unnoticeably and uncontrollably

"Why the fuck did my dick twitch "

by Doorhanblue January 3, 2017

Twitard

A retard who likes the Twilight books or movies. In other words, anybody that likes the Twilight books or movies.

Lyndsey was such a twitard that she missed her wedding because it was the same day the new twilight movie came out.

by StudMuffin328 July 4, 2010

twit-slap

the act in which Twitter prevents a user from publishing more then 140 characters. Other forms include twit-slapping, twit-slapped, twit-slapee, twit-slapper

Harold had a great day, but he could not summarize it without being twit-slapped.

by mcandp2 July 19, 2010

twitch thot

A female twitch streamer that uses her looks to gain subscribers and donations.

Not very intelligent and if they weren't as attractive they would most likely end up homeless.

thot=That ho over there

"That twitch thot would have no fans if she didn't have such a nice pair of meatbags."

"Twitch thots don't get banned because beta male admins don't want to make twitch thots unhappy"

by _Olter June 6, 2018