Thought Chain

When you think about something which leads you to think about something else, then that thought will lead to another thought, and so on until you are realizing what is happening.

I had a thought chain recently, it went like this:

I was thinking about sex, then I started to think about me being a father, then I started to think about my future, then I started to think about my future career, then I thought about me being a hobo, then I started to think about me dying until I wondered why I was thinking about dying. Then it all came to me...

by Ilisten2Metal July 9, 2014

thought arrhythmias

it's when you're so fucked you can't think straight. racing thoughts.

shit! i have it in my head just a second ago but it's gone now. MJ is giving me thought arrhythmias man!

by sd4t2 September 30, 2010

Thought fucking

When one persons thought mingles with another persons thought to create a third thought that can be considered a median between the two.

"I think President Obama is doing a great job." "Well I think he's doing a shitty job" "Actually fuck politics" "Yeah fuck politics" Their thoughts have fucked to create a median so no argument is necessary. Thus, thought fucking.

by T-Corder August 23, 2009

thought shower

In the UK it is now illegal to say Brain Storm, because some retarded kids actually have a thing called a Brain Storm.

So all teachers must now say Thought Shower.

I love UK.

Boy: Ms, shall I do a Brain Storm?
Teacher: WHAT!?!? BLASPHEMER!! *uppercuts*

by Cloud November 15, 2004

thought jacked

When someone says what you were thinking or about to say, before you can say it.

Jessica totally "thought jacked" me while we were making fun of Sandy.

by Clean & LA April 28, 2008

thought tsunami

When a brain storm increased in magnitude and excitement its classification is altered to reflect these changes. Often thought tsunamis causes extreme destruction to smaller, weaker thoughts. If there was a movie made about the thought tsunami it would more then likely be titled "The Perfect Brain Storm."

Hey man lets get together for a thought tsunami and work out the details over cold one

by six3six March 14, 2011

thought abortion

When you start to say something and you stop partially through the thought and you completely forget what you were thinking. The thought is terminated before it is finished.

Kendra: I have a great idea for what we should do tonight!
Jenna: Awesome! What is it?
Kendra: We should get in the car and go downtown to go and.....
Jenna: And what?..
Kendra: I can't remember, it just completely left my mind.
Jenna: Oh, you must have had a thought abortion.

by kingjay4 May 23, 2014