tholl

the last name of all the really smart people.

"Hey, what's your last name?"
"Tholl."
"What's 45 x 94?"
"4,230."

by schmigee June 20, 2009

Tholo

One of the most handsome beings on this very planet, sets a high standard of handsomeness for other dudes, an absolute playboy

Scro: Hey girl how do I look?

Girl: you’re a total Tholo😉

by Wow I can’t find a name May 22, 2019

theology

Systematic Study of Religious tenets.
Literaly "God +word " Gk: Theos/Logos.

" If lies are the tribute dishonesty pays to truth then theology is the tribute nonsense pays to sense.

by J E Walker May 4, 2003

Facebook Theology

The act of debating religion via Facebook, typically using status updates or wall posts.

Guy 1- There has yet to be any evidence to suggest the existence of a God.

Guy 2- Did you see that guy's Facebook theology status?

by Atheist Cow January 28, 2011

Theology

Study of religion applied to the truth of the world; opposes secular philosophy.

... Go philosopher! Theology won't find you any sort of truth.

Momma: Son, I've brought you a new pamphlet of the church... God blesses you, child.

Son: RAAAR!!!!! I are the sick of this theologist scam. Momma, I'm atheist! Go humanist, momma!

by Yue CG May 15, 2005

Cracked Theology

A study of God that avoids touching on the painful truths of living a holy lifestyle—for example, a failure to warn believers of the dangers of embracing or condoning a life of moral elasticity or selective obedience.

Unlike the popular feel-good prosperity gospel, preaching about cracked theology is an unpopular topic in church circles—believers are seldom warned that if they’re not purposefully living a life of godly obedience, they’ve heading to hell.

by MathPlus September 16, 2018

theologenie

The act of summoning God to magically explain every problem.

The theo-login decided to theologenie their way through the million dissenting comments.

by Emu Sam September 28, 2008