To put a tooter in each nostril and inhale (insert substance of choice) simultaneously.
Usually performed in small groups with large quantities of illicit, insufflable substances.
Usually performed in small groups with large quantities of illicit, insufflable substances.
"Dude, walrus the mirror."
by Mobile Lek April 14, 2008
Get the Walrusmug. A large creature which resides in Seaforth, Merseyside. The Walrus,or less commonly known name 'Walmart' tends to wear Doc Marten boots and has a strangely squeaky sound to it when it makes noises. In most cases when aggitated; the walrus will run like a tit and make a rather amusing face. Though the walrus doesn't look threatening, beware of it's footwear; as that is it's only defence when under threat. In recent weeks, the Walrus has began to wear a sort of black hand garment in the cold winter months. And yes, as you may have guessed - it does make him a pussy.
by Kestrel Soup December 15, 2008
Get the Walrusmug. A boasting wanker, especially about money or supposed sexual prowess. From the nickname walrus applied to Joff Ennis, from the walrus-like rolls of fat on the back of his neck.
Walrus: Im so ace and ive just fucked 87 birds up the arse blah blah.....
Me: Shut up u fuckin walrus.
Me: Shut up u fuckin walrus.
by oracle March 12, 2004
Get the walrusmug. Something that is stupid and hilarious at the same time; something whose funniness actually stems from its very stupidity.
by Kleenexwoman November 18, 2003
Get the the Walrusmug. The act act of fat girl deepthroating a guy while laying down because she is too fat to kneel. Generally, the same sounds are made with the animal and the act.
by theTwitchyPolak January 23, 2010
Get the walrusmug. A form of road head in which a female is performing oral sex while a male subject is driving a vehicle receiving. The driver then proceeds to a known area with a pot hole and proceeds to finish/cum in the girls mouth exactly the moment he hits the pot hole. This in turn shoots up and out the females nose, as you would when milk comes out your nose, creating two white streams of semen dripping from the nasal cavities, in turn creating the illusion of two ivory tusks protruding from the face, hence; "The Walrus". This requires great planning and timing.
by dtaylor1000 May 9, 2011
Get the The Walrusmug. 
Get the Walrusmug.