One who, when advised that today is the first day of the rest of his life, replies, no, that's tomorrow.
by Scott Semans November 6, 2006
Get the procrastinatormug. by Procrastimaster December 28, 2005
Get the procrastinationmug. The art of putting things off till you absolutely need to do them. Often by the motivation of a due date or someone constantly bitching to you past the point of human tolerance.
by rulvnthatwigs October 1, 2007
Get the procrastinatemug. The act of going on urbandictionary to merely look up the word 'procrastination', and then go further and define it, whilst knowing that you're wasting time and need to be getting shit done.
procrastination at it's finest.
by shitimprocrastinatingagain December 13, 2016
Get the procrastinationmug. My best work is always done at the last minute, whether it be working on a project or studying for a test. I just take my time, and the ideas begin to flow.
by Mallory Rajan May 23, 2005
Get the procrastinationmug. Leaving things off until the very last minute, or completely blowing them off, regardless of the consequences.
Procrastination is knowing you have a really important paper due tomorrow, but you just can't find the motivation to do the work. It's already 3 am, and you still haven't done anything. Then you decide you're too tired and go to bed, figuring it won't be that bad to turn it in a day late. This situation can repeat itself many a time.
by Claire420 December 14, 2009
Get the Procrastinationmug. The consumption of food undertaken to avoid a dull or arduous task, irrespective of hunger levels or the time of day.
Mark: Man, this History paper's taking me forever...I could go for some Guacamole and Spicy Salsa dip on crackers...
John: Dude, you ate lunch half an hour ago. Quit ProcrastinEating and get back into it!
John: Dude, you ate lunch half an hour ago. Quit ProcrastinEating and get back into it!
by Aimless2695 October 26, 2009
Get the ProcrastinEatingmug.