3 definitions by Scott Semans
Wife or spouse of a collector who spends more time and money with his hobby than his spouse and family.
He used to take me out and buy me things, but since he's started collecting, I've become a coin widow.
by Scott Semans November 6, 2006
One who, when advised that today is the first day of the rest of his life, replies, no, that's tomorrow.
by Scott Semans November 6, 2006
Media outlets such as the New York Times and Rolling Stone have been embarrassed by journalists who turned out to be apocryphists.
by Scott Semans April 28, 2016