Start with a naked man and a naked woman. Stuff the woman in a trash can place a lid on top. Proceed to cut a hole where her cooter would be and then give it a good push down the hill. Quickly take off after buck naked in your roller blades and try to aim your raging boner into the hole that was previously cut. NO HANDS ALLOWED. *success is very difficult and your penis may be severed.
by boobahaha December 10, 2006
Get the Rolling Harpoonmug. A guy that seems to relish exclusively boning fatso's, meaning his Johnson acquires the taste for the Larger Lass
"Jesus Christ, look at Dave, he's going after that blob over there; what's his deal?"
"Have you not seen his last 5 girlfriends, all Duece and a Halves. He got one Horny Harpoon"
"Have you not seen his last 5 girlfriends, all Duece and a Halves. He got one Horny Harpoon"
by BaldyMcSlaphead October 9, 2018
Get the Horny Harpoonmug. by Badabingbert June 9, 2018
Get the Harpoon moonmug. by killer of lulz February 23, 2009
Get the man the harpoonsmug. To have sex with a fat girl. Sometimes they are sweaty but always have blubber and a blow hole. Fat girls are just so grateful.
Jesus, did Nik harpoon the whale last night. She was so fat after he shot his bolt he had to roll over twice to get off her.
by The Strut October 12, 2004
Get the harpoon the whalemug. by Liam Wallbanger May 16, 2006
Get the poon harpoonmug. The sex act of lubbing up the penis and attempting to shove it into any and every orifice of your partner's body.
by Diso Stick 65 April 27, 2010
Get the slippery harpoonmug.