teresa strasser

Teresa Strasser - the #1 Jewish news reporter on The Adam Carolla Show.

Teresa Strassers glowing personality, witty banter, and excellent intuition on gay/nerd/weed walking and blah blah blog draws the listener in and keeps them there despite the sometimes uncouth remarks from her counter parts.

by VCA January 5, 2009

Teresinha

A smart, independent girl, who avoids drama at all costs. She is a true friend and will help you if you need it. She loves to smile and can light up the room when she smiles. When someone sees her smile they can never be mad.

Teresinha means Late Summer in Portuguese.

Teresinha's smile lights up the whole world.

by Luvlyone September 30, 2012

Dirty terese

When a lesbian pulls dildo out of her girls ass then uses her mouth to suck it clean.

I didnt want to put my dildo away covered in shit. So I did a dirty terese.

by Railingemharder July 5, 2019

tiresome

Something that is so crazy or so hard that it makes you really tired.

Henry: Damn that party was tiresome last night.

Katie: I know. I woke up at noon after getting so hyper and crashing

by Henry (edumacated) April 3, 2009

tresor

Tresor is a beautiful person who is always there for you. he is kind and friendly and comes from the tribe of mandingo. any vanginas he comes across will be thoroughly satisfied. with no side effect besides a belly ache. unfortunaly we have never found a tresor that can roll a blunt.

sally; i have a gape. billy is such a tresor.

by lexxlondon May 17, 2018

Teressa

Beautiful, talented, smart. Women named Teressa are often first-borns, and top of the class. They are laid-back, frequently have cow fetishes, and sometimes dorky.

Will you introduce me to Teressa? She is one gal I'd love to get to know better!

by I<3fart July 29, 2009

Teresa Strasser

Strasser co-hosts the Adam Corola show. She is soft spoken but has a razor sharp and classically smart sense of humor. She pays therapists to listen to her while ironically she's paid to be listened to. She also has two other jobs.

She also can bench press 450. She got a 1900 on SATs. She eats wasabi without tearing up. She has proven that inertia is NOT a property of matter. Buddhists have confirmed in a former life, she was a Tyrannosaurus. The 1 - 10 scale was only 1 - 9 before she came around. She wasn't scared at The Ring and didn't cry at The Titanic. She drinks flaming 151 shots for breakfast, sometimes poured over cheerios. She is allowed to go over on the Price is Right and still win.

Danny Bonaduce has her back so if you write negative things about her on urban dictionary you'll be thrown over his head.

Teresa Strasser probably is good at checkers but got picked last for dodge ball.

by Steinsensager November 9, 2007