ten

A word used to express a sense of achievement or awesomness, often accompanying an expression of flatulance.

It is not uncommon for the word to be drawn out to match the length, pitch and decibel of the accompanying guff.

Said in unison with a fart "Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeen" or upon notification of achievement or well-being "Ten!"

by Nick No 1 February 18, 2010

ten after ten

A girl that achieves a rating of a ten only after ten drinks.

Drunkard: You see that little hottie over in the corner?
Friend: Man, you got your beer goggles on. That Behemoth is a ten after ten.

by Bungle270 January 24, 2007

tenning

The process of looking your absolute best.

Bruh, I look so good in this shirt, I'm straight tenning today.

by Jay Stiz June 20, 2018

TENS

This stands for Transcutaneous Electrical Nerve Stimulation. It is used by sending an electrical current through particular parts of the body to block pain in chronic pain situations. Some people use this as a fetish object, where they use the TENS machine to shock various parts of themselves for pleasure (see electrophilia)

Ex1:
Football player: My back hurts.
Doctor: I'm going to put you on this TENS machine for a while, so that it will block the pain.

Ex2:
Sally: I like shocking myself.
Guy: WTF? Well, how do you do it?
Sally: I hook myself up to this TENS machine. It feels stronger than a violet wand, and I like it!

by Fractal-Pterodactyl July 22, 2012

Tens

An automobile rim that is a pathetic ten inches in diameter as opposed to twenty. See twenties and dubs.

R: Yo, those wheels is shinin. Are those twenties?

J: No, they tens. But they clean as hell, though.

by somestupidkid September 13, 2005

ten

twice the man five is

ten is twice the man you are which makes your bitch ass 5

by ten October 31, 2004

Ten outta ten

when something or someone is extremely on point.

"Hey Brad did you see Shia LaBeouf's booty in that Sia music video?"
"Yeah. That booty was ten outta ten!"

by CoolioJulio February 28, 2015