Tato

Tato is me, and Tato is super epic and poggers, Tato deserves your wallet

Friend: Hey Tato
Tato: Bruh

by Tato Totz November 17, 2020

Pee-tatoes

When someone Urinates in a box of instant potatoes, and then mixes it together to make mashed potatoes

Son - What's for dinner mom?
Mom - I'm not cooking, just make some Pee-tatoes
Son - I don't want those again Mom!!

by Samuraikai419 January 22, 2023

tatoes

short form for potatoes

yo bro i'm hungry, can you give me some tatoes

by jui0p May 31, 2021

Tato's Voice

the type of voice you'd hear in recordings of p*dos talking to 12 year old girls

Girl 1: Hey have you met the new guy?
Girl 2: Yeah, he has a Tato's Voice

by pookiewooks September 24, 2024

Re-tato

When a person has had enough alcohol and/or drugs to reach a point where they have taken on the characteristics of a "retarded" person as well as resembling the vegetative state of a potato. Far beyond shit faced and blackout.

"Jesus Naddy after all of those margarita pitchers Brandon went full re-tato at the bar"

by Hutchinson-yut June 14, 2017

tato

another way of saying potato but a short way of saying it

Tato and tato waffles

by DeebotheGOAT January 10, 2022

ugly scp tato

who knows

UGLY SCP TATO

by ssssssssssssssssssssssssssaaaa May 25, 2024