taking a taser to a bomb site

Similar to taking a knife to a gun fight, but typically executed by a totally paranoid, uninformed idiot. Frankly, anyone with a brain would not take a knife to a gun fight; they just would not go to a gunfight.

Woody: where’s Herb?
Spencer: he got detained at security

Woody: detained at a Chargers game? Was he busted for smuggling booze?
Spencer: no, my dad is concerned about terrorists blowing up big crowds, so he always packs a taser that he bought off QVC
Woody: ah, taking a taser to a bomb site. What an idiot.

by the comand'r February 23, 2018

National Flamethrowing Taser Society of America

The NFTSOA was founded on December 5, 2018, by students at Marvin Ridge Middle School with the ultimate goal of world domination via flamethrowing taser. The flamethrowing taser is a cross between a flamethrower and a taser. They want to develop a flamethrowing taser, conquer the world, and sell flamethrowing tasers on the black market. But then the club got rejected. #depression

Person 1: Let's go join the National Flamethrowing Taser Society of America
Person 2: Yeah, let's conquer the world!
Person 1: It's such excellent world domination via flamethrowing taser club
Person 2: Yeah, we can sell flamethrowing tasers on the black market

by Sarah Smiles January 31, 2019

October 28 - National Taser Day

On October 28, it’s National Taser Day! Tase your friends and pretty much anyone you want to on this day!

Get tased, its October 28, you can actually taser them or taser them with your hand! It’s October 28 - National Taser Day!

by GetFuckedHoe October 26, 2020

taser

a weapon that is used only agaisnt blacks

GET HIM HES BLACK
TASER TASER!

by rizzlordalcatraz December 29, 2023

taser

jerads best friend

jerad jermaine brown cried when his mom turned on the taser

by jerad is a pussy ass bitch May 3, 2020

PINK TASER

When you insert the tip end of a rose toy into the vagina , and the rose suction onto the clitoris and turn it on for maximum efficiency, and then when she is going crazy , insert your index finger into her anus and and watch her shake , like she’s been teased , hence the Pink taser , cause your tasing her pink

I gave Laura a pink taser last night and she lost it man , she’s never gonna leave me now

by Chris the crow June 20, 2023

teaser like a taser

When a Person is really good at teasing or too teasing.

Goddamn ur "Teaser like a taser"

This girl is teasing me so much, she's "teaser like a taser"

by Scaryno May 2, 2024