Hemerrhoid Tarp

Another name for thong underwear.

Q: Do you wear granny panties?

A: No I prefer hemerrhoid tarps

by Melunn June 5, 2020

cutting the tarp

Improvsing with another waterproof object when you don't have a condom

I took this chic home last night. She wanted me to wrap it so I was cutting the tarp with a windbreaker instead.

by clevercrow August 22, 2011

Peel Tarp

Taking off your shirt with the boys

The boys went down to M street Beach, it was so hot out everyone wanted to peel tarp

by Pistol July 17, 2018

Laying Tarp

The act of laying down a tarp out of necessity after having not ejaculated for an exuberant amount of time. So much stored semen results, that if one didn't lay aforementioned tarp it would result in either nocturnal emissions or property damage.

Eric: Dude, I haven't jacked off in like a week...I think tonight's the night.
Pat: Well man if this is anything like Bukkake Sunday you better be laying tarp.
Eric: Yea man, I want to get back my security deposit too.

by Taintlover February 4, 2010

shame tarp

A free shirt given away as SWAG by marketers of which you should feel shame for accepting, and especially for wearing

Did you see the shame tarp that neck bearded whiskey tango was wearing? It must have been Quintuple-XL.

by flank3d October 20, 2008

Man Tarp

Used in replacement of the word "blanket", an man tarp is to be worn as to keep the wearer warm.

Is that a blanket?

No, its my non-gay man tarp.

by King Leonitis April 30, 2010

No Tarp

When a male goes shirtless. Often in a sporting event. Mainly used in the Minnesota and other northern states.

Person 1: It’s 70° and sunny I’m sweating balls out here.

Person 2: Buddy just rep no tarp, no birds just the fellas are out here anyway.

by Bigshmoneydawg March 29, 2021