skyler

magically invincible.

"bill nye, oprah, and dr. phil cannot defeat me! i am skyler, and i am magically invincible!"

by dr. oprah bill nye August 30, 2006

Shyler

One who is aweome, handsome, and is sometimes referred to as a "muffin butt". A Shyler is an itelligent, unique individual who is muched loved by friends and good people, though often harrassed by non muffin butts who are jealous of Shyler's amazingness.

Did you see that guy with the sexy pants? Yeah, that was Shyler. Wow, such a cute muffin butt

by Legomancer November 7, 2010

Salerno

An exotic last name only really supremely talented, magnificently cool people have. Most with this surname received it after coming over on a boat from Italy or whereever the fuck, and meeting some lazy jerk at Ellis Island, shit went down like this:

Quotes:
From "The Sopranos: Stage 5 (#6.14)" (2007)
Phil Leotardo: Leonardo was a great Italian and that was our name originally, Leonardo. But many years ago, when my grandpa came over from Sicily, they changed it at Ellis Island from Leonardo to Leotardo.
Boy #3: Why'd they do that for?
Phil Leotardo: Because they're stupid, that's why. And jealous. They disrespected a proud Italian heritage, and named us after a ballet costume.
girl raises her hand
Phil Leotardo: Marissa.
Girl #2: That's for modern. In ballet, you wear tutus.
Boy #2: It doesn't make a difference.
Phil Leotardo: That's right, it doesn't.

See, everyone has always been jealous of Italians with their Italian heritage which is further proof that Salerno is the best last name in history in addition to being the name of an Italian city.

Salerno hit the fucking ball next time.

by Ciao Ciao March 1, 2009

slerp

to drool in your sleep; to generate exceptionally long drops of spit connecting the corner of your mouth with the puddle around your pillow

Look, he's slerping again!

by slerper November 9, 2010

Skyler

Skyler is an athletic guy and everybody loves him. He is short but strong and is rarely in a bad mood. Skyler cares about his friends and his family more than himself and you are a lucky person if you get the pleasure of having him in your life. He can be shy but when he is around his friends he is really outgoing. Skyler is funny and he cares about the people (especially the girls) in his life even if he doesn't always show it.

You're such a Skyler!

by katis14 October 22, 2011

Sclerotia

A hardened mycelium mass that contains both psilocybin and psilicon. Commonly refereed to as "philosopher stones," they produce a trip very similar if not identical to that of the p. cubensis "shroom" species.
Sclerotia is produced invitro, making it much more stealthy and easy to grow as compared to the actual mushrooms the sclerotia is capable of producing.
There are 3 strains currently available:

1.Psilocybe mexicana

2.Psilocybe tampanensis

3.Psilocybe atlantis

Dude! I just ate this sclerotia! I can't believe how amazing this is. I almost have pity on those that say all drugs are bad and are too closed minded to ever improve their lives.
Ha ha Mr. T pities the fool!

Oh my god! I am starting to realize there is so much more to life then buying this materialistic shit!
I need to stop polluting the air and being part of this wretched system. Oh how I love you sclerotia, you have shown me how to be a better and happier person!

by Inner Improvement Movement March 11, 2011

Skyler

Such an amazing girl, she's really nice, funny and random. She uses to be really cute and she's a really good cheerleader. She's a person who can make you laugh whenever you're down, she'd try her best to make you feel better and special. ((ily Skyler bby)).

"Wow Skyler is so sweet"
"Skyler is so nice!"
"Skyler is beautiful!"

by cutiescurls November 26, 2013