Swine Flu

Seeming to have to stemmed from Mexico because it has more cases. And moar cases means MEZCANS! amirite? This will lead to the zombie apocalypse. This is probably Al Gore's biggest fear at the moment because 100 years ago, South Park revealed his distaste for Man-Bear-Pig. Anyways, you're screwed. Watch 28 Days and play Left 4 Dead to prep yaselves.

CDC:"new strain of swine flu includes a human strain, a bird strain, and 2 pig strains of flu all in one."

Al Gore: Man-Bird-Pig Flu is a threat to all society as we know it!

by Colonel Krackin April 28, 2009

swineflakes

Swine flu in the form of breakfast cereal.

"Fuck Captain Crunch, I want Swineflakes!"

by Solius89 May 26, 2009

swine flu

Pretty much what teenagers now flip out about whenever somebody cough, sneeze, have a snotty nose, a little stomach cramp, etc. It could be hay fever or food poisoning or just for running in track too hard.

Also, another excuse for the people who make hand sanitizers to make a few extra buck because we are in a "recession". Remember Y2K?

*somebody coughs because of a tickle in the throat or something*
Teen: Oh my gosh, I got like the swine flu
Teen 2: We are all going to die. Stay away from me!!

by shawty lg 23 May 9, 2009

caught the Swine Flu

Hooking up with an overweight woman.

I think Dave caught the Swine Flu last night. He's not usually a pig farmer but I saw him leaving the bar with a big girl.

by TCII September 10, 2009

swine flu

They said that the day a black man would become president is when pigs fly. 100 days into Obama's presidency swine flu

the day came when swine flu

by tall g May 2, 2009

Caught the swine flu

used as a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight person

So and So caught the swine flu last night

by Bacaron April 28, 2009

Swine flu

A form of influenza spread by terrorists disguised as pigs.

Shit son, I got swine flu!

by Benjixx April 27, 2009