Swedish Nigel

1) The largest cock in the world, a huge dick with a giant pair of balls hanging down from it.

2) A dick with a blonde wig made of mustard spread on top of it.

I accidentally caught a glance at that losers golden wang in the shower, my Swedish Nigel puts him to shame.

by LazyGuyDoWork September 8, 2011

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Swedish Facial

1. A mix of Swedish (rather aggressive) massage and a facial

2. Being punched in the face repeatedly.

Monica: She told me to eat better or I'll get fat. I asked her "Do the calories from your diet food still count if I shove them up your ass?"

JJ: Whoa, you should have given that crazy biotch a Swedish Facial!

by Sequined Converse June 19, 2013

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swedish butt plunger

The act of shoving the handle of a plunger into someone's ass while twisting it around and yodeling at the same time.

I totally gave this dude a swedish butt plunger last night.

by DerpyDerpHusky November 1, 2013

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Swedish Handy Jay

Swedish Handy Jay
When a girl (probably a beginner) gives a guy a hand job but fails to notice he has reached a climax. The girl continues past ejaculation which somehow turns the guy into a writhing version of the Swedish chef from the muppets.

J: oh yeah baby that feels good, keep going.

P: #rub rub rub#

J: oh oh oh!! Squirt

P: #rub rub rub rub#

J: her def flerpin de flip flip fermer de her den gerben. Stop!

P: "I didn't know you'd finished, or that you spoke Swedish ."

J: "Next time read the stop sign Forest Gump. You turned this into a Swedish Handy Jay"

by EmpressMe November 13, 2013

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