wet sweatshirt

my favorite insult atm.

William: hey girl *lip bite* you’re looking fine ash today *more intense lipbite*
Kaitlyn: stfu you’re literally built like a wet sweatshirt.

by N0T.ME March 7, 2021

sweatshirt faggot

A person, whom is usually fat or overweight that always wears a sweatshirt to try to hide their fat, but ends up failing and tricking no one. Even if it's hot they will still wear a sweatshirt.
Note: A sweatshirt faggot does not have to be overweight... but just wears a sweatshirt a lot

See Thomas over there... he's not even convincing any body that he's not fat. What a sweatshirt faggot

by yeah boy420 May 5, 2017

Sgt Sweatshirt

that dude is totally gay.

"sgt sweatshirt can go to hell"

by disgruntled by usmc May 16, 2003

earl sweatshirts lip

Earl sweatshirts lip is the slug looking sack hanging above the top opening of his mouth. Often in comparison to the size of his penis.

God damn, I wonder if earl sweatshirts lip is as big as his dick.

by garry_gattchamom July 3, 2022

Female Sweatshirt Policy (FSP)

Female Sweatshirt Policy (FSP) is a policy pertaining to male and female couples. In a typical relationship, it’s common for the female to acquire a sweatshirt from her man. In doing so, the sweatshirt is essentially her property. It also very common for females to wear no shirt or bra underneath a sweatshirt, so it is just their bare chest rubbing against the sweatshirt. This policy essentially says that whenever a female who is in a relationship wears a sweatshirt once belonging to her boyfriend and has nothing on underneath it, the boyfriend is legally obligated to remove the sweatshirt and play with his girlfriend’s titties which can include a variety of things. However, this can only happen if the boyfriend finds out from his girlfriend either by observation or she flat out tells him. Also bear in mind that this only applies with sweatshirts that were previously owned by the boyfriend.

Me: I made my girlfriend accept the Female Sweatshirt Policy (FSP).
Friend: That's awesome!
Me: Yup, I got to play with her titties, it was great...

by schwiftyboi137 July 17, 2021

SS Scrunchies and Sweatshirts day

SS Scruchies and Sweatshirts is when the same day a boy gives her his sweatshirt and a girl gives him one of her scruchies

“Today is SS Scrunchies and Sweatshirts day!!!! I’m so nervous what is he rejects me?”

by 16&57 October 16, 2019

Give A Girl Your Sweatshirt Day

This day is on september 24th. If you give a girl your sweatshirt on this day (or any day for that matter), you'll make that girl the happiest.

I wish someone would give me their sweatshirt, since it's Give A Girl Your Sweatshirt Day. #hoodieszn

by xoxo anonymous September 23, 2019