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snape kills dumbledore

The major internet fad of 2005. Spawned off many ytmnd sites. Its two mediums where pictures and video:

Pictures:
Someone got ahold of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince before it was supposed to be released to the public and scanned pages 596, 597, and 606 to prove that Snape killed Dumbledore. The pictures spread like wildfire and ruined many Harry Potter fan's lives.

Video: Someone videotaped(poorly I might add) himself driving past a crowded bookstore at 1am and shouting "Snape kills Dumbledore!" at all the Harry Potter fans outside, ruining the story for them.
1: d00d have u read t3h harry pott3r yet
2: SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE PAGE606PWNED
1: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG u n00b

Driver: Hey! Snape kills Dumbledore!
Girl: Ooooooooooh you bitch! Bitch!
by inbe August 26, 2005
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Snape

Severus Snape is the misunderstood tortured soul from the Harry Potter series. He is a Potions Master and the Potions teacher at Hogwarts. He is also the head of the great Slytherin House. Severus saves Harrys life over and over again and never gets any thanks for it. He only even loved one woman, Lily Evans Potter (Harrys mom) which is why he protected Harry for so long.

He also must play a role as Voldemort's favourite Death Eater so that he can spy on them for Albus Dumbledore (Headmaster of Hogwarts). In the sixth book Dumbledore asks Severus to kill him since he is dying anyway and he doesn't want Draco Malfoy to have to do it. Severus does it selflessly and is labeled a murderer and a traitor by all the Hogwarts people.

He is sexy and intelligent and a snarky bastard. He is also an only child. Liz C. said that Bellatrix LeStrange and Narcissa Malfoy were his sisters. THIS IS WRONG. They are not related at all they are only his acquaintances.

In the end it is Severus Snape who gives Harry a memory Dumbledore told him to. He was never a bad person, he was forced to play two roles and always wear a mask. He only did what he had to to win the war. And he did what he was told by Dumbledore, the only man who ever showed him any mercy.
"Poor Snape, he was used so much."
"Snape is so sexy! And so smart!"

girl 1- "Snape is such a bastard sometimes..."
girl 2- "Yeah, but it makes him that much hotter."
both- *sigh* "Oh yeah."
by Selene de Pompadour September 8, 2009
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Something you say questioningly when you misheard a friend. Derived from a conversation between two friends, in which one misheard the word "staples" and thought she said "Snape Rolls."
Staaaaaaples.

Snape rolls?






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Snape rolls? You had a lot of whores last night?
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