cock swagger

the motion of erect or semi erect penis when it swings from side to side when you walk around naked. like when you're having sex all around the house and you need to take the act into the kitchen for whatever reason, as you walk over, the penis in its erect form will swing or swagger from side to side. try it next time!

guy 1: yesterday me and my girl stayed in and fucked all day long. we did it everywhere around the house. she wanted to get fucked on the kitchen counter so as we walked over to the kitchen, i got the cock swagger going on. it turned her on so much that she got on her knees halfway through and started sucking off until i busted in her mouth

guy 2: holy shit dude.. thanks for a graphic representation.

guy 1: hey, thats why we're friends, right?

by yourmomsboyfriend March 9, 2010

Swagger Dagger

A Penis. But not just any penis, must be a Boss. A penis that gets it done and has the confidence of a Banny Rooster. A cock of the walk. When you roll so hard and have so much swag you cock can get them digits from a waitress while you order a drink from the bar. When you text and drive your dick can take the wheel, so you can use both hands and focus on your tweets. That's a swagger dagger.

I rolled up to my girls house about 2 am and stabbed her with my Swagger Dagger. Ray's got game, but when when my ex rolls up with that swagger my panties drop by themself.

by Young Yu August 31, 2014

Man Swagger

Swagger that true, real men carry upon themselves. A swaggerly presence that can be felt by anyone in a 5 mile radius. This is a swagger that Blake and Tim can fully pull off. The true definition of Man Swagger is Blake and Tim. Blake and Tim take swagger to a whole new level. Their swagger is so swaggy, that they can make up their own swag words, and make everything they do swagtastic.

I saw Blake and Tim walking down the road the other day, and they started to glow with swaggerly goodness. I hung out with Blake and Tim today. Just being around them, added to my life a little man swagger. I wish I were Blake and Tim, cause if I was, then I wouldn't have to question if I had swagger or not, I would know that no one else had swagger that compared to me. I wish Blake and Tim would teach me how to use man swagger.

by Blake and Tim July 25, 2011

Dick Swagger University

The university where Dick Swagger is taught. Classes such as Bulge 101, Leather Pants 205, Hard ons 307, Freeballin 302, and Dick Swagger 101 are taught by highly trained professors who are experts in their subjects. Dick Swagger University is the finest form of higher education for Dick Swagger. More fondly known to it’s students as DickU.

That guy must have went to Dick Swagger University, his leather pants are so tight it’s like he’s having sex with himself!

Dick Swagger University. Where we put the Dick in U. University that is.

Dude. You need to go to Dick Swagger University. Your freeballin is wank.

What classes you got at Dick Swagger University man? I got Freeballin 302 and Leather Pants 205.

by Ari Wolfe May 6, 2011

spagerti

spaghetti that no one else wants to try because it is dirty!!

Carlo is the only one who wants to eat the spagerti.

by siniganggang June 16, 2017

coochie swagger

When girls walk around like their shit dont stank and like they are the badest bitch up in da club.

Dude at razzles this weekend some slut was walking around with coochie swagger and she was ugly as shit.

by young louie nigga January 23, 2011

pony swagger

When a pony tail on a girls head swings back and forth. Found especially when at the gym.

That girl on the elliptical has mad pony swagger.

by Mav4545 January 5, 2014