snaffle bits

1. Any woman possessing a particularly long head and horse-like teeth. Often found laughing riotously, but with no sound being omitted from their person and/or eating celery.

Drunk #1: That chick has a hot body. Too bad about the face though.

Drunk #2: I'm just worried about the potential scraping issues. She make think it's a piece of celery.

Drunk #1: Right on bra, let's leave this snaffle bits be.

by The Taste of Lemonade November 8, 2009

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Smaffle

An annoying fart-muffin, with no life, who will grow up alone, living with his mother, and will never get laid. The epitome of loser, freak, sketch, creeper, dork, etc. combined.

can be abbreviated as "smaff"

That Eric kid is such a smaffle.

by DJ Sanctuary November 14, 2009

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Snaffle Gaffle

When a woman reaches her climax, you stick your nose inside her vagina and sneeze

Have you ever tried to Snaffle Gaffle?
No, I didn't want to give her aids.

by Von_Barret October 15, 2010

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Shwaffle

Shwaffle is a word of Dutch origin that is used as an alternative to the phrase Tea-Bagging. It refers to the act of placing ones balls onto an unsuspecting persons head.

"Haha Rob, I Shwaffled you good!"

by Clive Meanderson February 5, 2010

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