Susbender

A word used for a white dude with suspenders that can turn any man gay

jimmy overthere is a Susbender

by tommybutterstein July 19, 2021

snake's suspenders

1. An archetypal "just plain weird" thing to which something else can be compared to demonstrate that it, too, is weird.

2. General term for anything odd, surreal, or having the elements of non sequitor.

1. "He's as sweet as a stolen kiss and as weird as suspenders on a snake." ~The ineffable Jubal Harshaw describing Mike Valentine, the naive but intriguing titular character of Stranger in a Strange Land.

2. Have you met the new lab technician? He does good work but boy, if you get to talking with him he's snake's suspenders.

by Noh Panse October 30, 2007

testing the suspension

Car sex

"Hey I saw you and Sarah in a parking lot last night"

"Yeah we were just testing the suspension, if you know what I mean..."

by r.crawfish October 24, 2020

Susgender

Someone who prefers suspenders of belts

While working on the job I'm exclusively susgender

by Cubim May 14, 2019

susmanifold

jack manifold is acting awfully sus. el em a oh why did i make this susmanifold is a wittle pickle wickle sussy baka walking axe body spray can.

"Did susmanifold get a whoppa ⁉️?

by fruityasf June 6, 2021

Suspended

Being but out of school for a certain amout of days by the AP. Suspension can be iss or oss. In school suspension or out of school. They can go from 1 day to 10. It varys based on what you did.

Me: Damnit i got suspended.
Brenda: for what?
Me: cursing out everybody on the 2nd floor.
Brenda: O shit , well fuck em.

by Dee =] February 5, 2009

e-sustenance

That which satisfies one's daily need for communication through electronic devices and online social networks.

Sarah's internet connection was down and so she sought e-sustenance at her local Starbucks and its free wi-fi.

by eStarved July 15, 2011