Raptor Surprise

A phrase that if yelled at a party, justifies ANY otherwise taboo action or statement that precedes it.

Can be used in any situation.

You are blackout drunk and a kid tries to get you to vomit for your own good at a party. You pull a knife out on him and everybody freaks out and then you scream RAPTOR SURPRISE. Everybody then laughs and forgets about the previous action.

Great if used as a hashtag on twitter as well.

by jprue May 20, 2012

Rainbow kitten surprise

While having sex with your girl from behind you secretly sprinkle the marshmallows from Lucky charms into her ass. When she finds them later you yell "surprise!"

Yo I totally got Danielle with a rainbow kitten surprise last night!

by shanman72 April 18, 2019

Jimmy Surprise

A Jimmy Surprise is when an innocent look into your buddy's room through a fire-escape with unusually good clarity results in the unexpected viewing of your friend masturbating buck-ass naked on his bed to Sportscenter.

I thought my roommate was asleep and I could run in real quick to borrow his stapler, but when I opened the door I was greeted by a Jimmy Surprise.

by Phil Ayshio December 11, 2006

Surprise Shawty

Typically a phrase used to send someone an unsolicited multi-media image or video that is intended to make the recipient laugh and feel surprised.

Fatima: *random photo* "Surprise shawty!!"

Rosario: "HAHA - that photo is hilarious! I love being surprised shawtied!"

by heyhey00 June 3, 2021

astroglide surprise

The act of lubing up ones penis and inserting it in a womans anus when she isn't expecting it.

If you don't start being a little nicer to me, I'm going to give you an astroglide surprise in the middle of the night.

by hititlong January 6, 2006

surprise money

when you find any amount of money greater that 4 cents in the pockets of clothing accessories that have been worn previous days.

I was short one dollar for that hot dog... but sure enough... surprise money... i found a $10 bill in my jacket.

by buttblast3000 January 27, 2010

Surpasshole

Going over and above all expectations, while being a complete and utter asshole.

Boy, you have worked hard at achieving those goals and exceeding expectation, but have been a complete prick. You're a real surpasshole.

by The big three February 5, 2015