the inner-thigh rash that results from water skiing in blue jeans or fraternizing with an unvaccinated Floridian.
Daren has been walking funny ever since he got back from Florida. I'll bet he's got a real bad Chattahoochee Sunburn.
by shambl August 19, 2022
Get the Chattahoochee Sunburnmug. Max: hey Ivar, do you know what an Egyptian sunburn is?
Ivar:no i don't, Please tell me.
Max: It's When you fry a pan and then slap it on someone's ass.
Ivar: Nice!
Ivar:no i don't, Please tell me.
Max: It's When you fry a pan and then slap it on someone's ass.
Ivar: Nice!
by ivar123 July 11, 2017
Get the Egyptian sunburnmug. A shot of equal parts Fireball and Malibu to commemorate the amazing, adventerous, and loving life Trey lived.
by Ohio guy 71 January 3, 2025
Get the Trey's Sunburnmug. When you're with a girl for the first time and she's suckin your freshly shaved cock and balls while in the 69 position and you hear the door rattle and you panic, rapidly pulling your cock out of her mouth and grinding your ass and stubbly balls across her entire face in retreat cuz your wife just got home.
Q: Damn girl, what happened to your face, its all red?
A: Yeah girl, this mother fucker I hooked up with last night drug his balls across my face when his wife came home early last night and gave me a BallSack Sunburn.
A: Yeah girl, this mother fucker I hooked up with last night drug his balls across my face when his wife came home early last night and gave me a BallSack Sunburn.
by Bigdaddy Catalano September 20, 2025
Get the Ballsack Sunburnmug.