smedick

A smedick is a persons dick in which smells really bad because it has been rammed into someones asshole.

Dude you have a smedick after ramming that dude.

by super awesome dude May 13, 2006

Suedey Denims

A style of trouser that resembles denim but feel like suede, similar in style to Chinos.

That dude looks cool in those suedey denims!

by Thejerv June 23, 2011

sumea

Sumea is an incredible person. Never let her go because she is worth it. She has such an good influence on you and you're gonna fall in love with her immediatly. Sumea is so beautiful that you could stare at her for hours and you would not get enough. She is one of the person you have to have in your life.

She is gentle, beautiful, funny. She has a golden heart and supports you in every way she can.

Did you saw Sumea yesterday?
YES AND SHE LOOKED STUNNING

by xxxlomlxxx December 29, 2016

Sumeera

This name is a Punjabi name. It means "wealth" or "money" or "goddess of wealth". People named Sumeera are good looking, they are truthful and they will love you more than anything.

Person: do you ever lie?

Sumeera: never, unless it's for the good

by Weed.smoker.123 February 18, 2017

Suedeheading

The denominalization of the word suedehead.
From the Morrissey song of the same name.
When an ex-lover won't leave you alone, even when you keep telling them it's over. To the point where you're sick of them and just remember the good sex you two once had.

My ex boyfriend is suedeheading me. He keeps calling and texting. It was fun but it's over now.

by LOOPY! January 2, 2018

Smedders

A smedders is a snack medley, often referred to as a smedely. Commonly, a combination of nuts, crisps, cheddars, scratchings, and other salted snacks available in a British pub. Debate rages as to whether individual components of a smedders can be mixed together in a separate receptacle.

"Barry, can you run to the pub and get the smedders in, the boys are starving. But for goodness sake, do not mix the smedders until Joe arrives"

by Cripper June 9, 2018

Shmed

A person who just isn't on the level. Someone who isnt going to be helpful and doesn't want to be. Generally in the way and causing everyone else to do more than necessary to accomplish daily life tasks. Synonyms: Gump, Gomer, Clown, Ass, Loser.

That shmed who couldn't run his register wasted 10 minutes, and now I'm late.

Don't bring your shmed friend next time, he managed to make bowling not fun.

by WDZynz March 10, 2019