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suburban fishing

the act of buying several fish, placing them in separate bags, and leaving them on the hood of someones car, videotaping and watching their reactions
i went suburban fishing, it was amazing
by yeah yeah yeah josephhh August 13, 2010
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Suburban chill

(Adj)- Used to describe a teenager(15-19) boy or girl that is from the suburbs and lives a easy life. They aren't stuck up or spoiled really they just live a suburban life. Usually they are popular with every one, super good looking, play some type of sport (wrestle ,LAX, soccer, cheer leading, & baseball/softball).
Their parents are super nice but completely oblivious to the parties their kids have while they are away on business/vaca.

Suburban chill guys are very good looking, chill (duh), nice to everyone, funny, wears snap-backs, long boards, has a summer or all year round job, has tons of friends.

Suburban chill girls are pretty, some are slutty but usually only the try hards are. Can be spoiled by their fathers. Go to the mall, drink Starbucks, only shops brands, still very nice to everyone even her haters 'cause like it's not her fault she is popular, pretty, and has money.

Suburban chill kids always have large houses, live in the suburbs of course, usually vacation or party alot, good-okay students. Very trustworthy and fun friends.
Ex.1: suburban chill boy
Luke: Yeah, who wants to grab a bite at Panera after school? I just got payed and my dad let me have the car while he's in D.C.

Friends: Omg YEAH LUKE YOU'RE THE BEST!

Ex.2: suburban chill girl
Sara: Omg we should totes go to the mall Friday!
Emmy: I can't, i have LAX practice and I'm grounded for sneaking out last week to go to Lukes party.
Sara: Well then I'll come over. Ooo! lets invite everyone over too, it'll be chill.
Emmy: Maybe Luke will bring Taco Bell?
by Vape February 25, 2013
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Suburbia

Suburbia is a melting pot of teenage subcultures whose differences vary from little to big, but all share two basic things: rebellion and drugs. No matter how different one subculture might be from another, they can always be brought together by these two things.

For adults in suburbia, it is where they all try to act like they're perfect, but are all secretly sleeping with each other's spouses. They are also known to use their kids to compete with each other. Such as, whoever's kid plays the most sport and gets the better grades is the best kid. Sounds like nothing, but this is very revered by parents in suburbia.
Suburbian #1: Dude, I hate suburbia. It's full of all these idiot fuckwads who just do drugs and waste their lives away.

Suburbian #2: Yeah, definitely...wanna go drop some acid, then vandalize some shit?

Suburbian #1: Definitely dude.
by Pseudonymerific April 14, 2010
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Suburban hell

Suburbs extending out for an absurd distance from a city center. To be truly hell, these suburbs have to have absolutely no mixed use developments. Extra points if there's a sea of parking lots outside all stores.

Suburban hell is either car focused (growing because of middle-class, mostly white families seeing the city centre as "rough") or the result of high-capacity transit (i.e metro systems) going too far out of an urban centre. The latter example tends to devolve into the former.

Examples of cities that are surrounded by suburban hell:
London (It's not just an American problem)
Phoenix (A bunch of suburbs disguised as a city)
New York City (Especially in Long Island and New Jersey)
Los Angeles (Hope you like highways)
Shanghai (to an absurd degree)

These areas tend to have lots of homeowners. Said homeowners have also probably bought all the residential properties in downtown as an investment so nobody can actually live there. They also are the proud owners of large SUVs if only to compensate for something.
Bob: Are we out of London yet?
Mike: Not even close. There's umpteen thousand miles of suburban hell to get through.
by E hates Q August 23, 2021
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suburban gangster

A suburban Caucasian who attempts to impersonate the steotypical ghetto style of clothing, speech, music, walking, and gait though generally wears expensive clothing.
The suburban gangster was heckled by his parents for his choce in music, clothes, and way of walking.
by Steve Sims April 10, 2006
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suburbia

a place that is mostly white, on the out skirts of a big or medium city. what ever blacks are extremely white washed. most families seem perfect, with nice cars, yards, and houses, but are just in denial. they hav just as many problems as the rest of us, but are psychotic about keeping up appearances. people who are even remotly different in appearance or nature stick out like sore thumbs.
"thank bob i dont live in white wash suburbia"

artgeek-when ever i visit family in the suburbs, the neighbors always stare at me! its like theyve never seen a girl with purple hair before!
by Fizzi December 17, 2008
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Suburban

A full size SUV made by GM under the name plate of the Chevrolet Suburban and the GMC Yukon XL. Up until 2000, the GMC model was also a Suburban. The Cadillac Escalade ESV is also based on the Suburban platform.

The Suburban has a reputation as a soccer mom vehicle. This was not always the case, only recently has this become a common sighting. The Suburban has become the soccer Mom vehicle in the past decade or so because the Suburban has gone the way of most SUVs. These days they're full of luxury bits and electronic gizmos that make it easier for soccer moms to drive them. Leather, heated seats, rear camera, power lift gate, remote start and push button electronic four wheel drive. The Suburban used to be a large vehicle that the soccer Moms were intimidated by because of it's massive size, weight and fuel consumption. The Suburban is 18 ft. long and until such inventions as the rear camera and obstacle detection systems, was difficult to park.

The Suburban used to be a utilitarian vehicle with cloth bench seats that would allow you to haul 9 people with room for gear. The Suburban, the new ones, are a soccer Mom vehicle, used to shuttle little Billy to school and soccer practice. But a used Suburban, especially one more than 20 years old, can be had for as little as $1000. The pre-1992 models are inexpensive to lift as high as 12 inches. Parts are dirt cheap to buy in junk yards everywhere. The old Suburban is a real truck!
Guy1: So who's turn is it to drive for this weekend's fishing trip?
Guy2: I believe it's my turn, we'll take my truck.
Guy3: You have a truck? All I've ever seen you drive is your Cobalt.
Guy2: That's because I don't drive it every day, it's my spare vehicle.
Guy1: What kind of truck is it?
Guy2: It's a Chevy Suburban.
Guy3: (laughs) Do you have to ask permission from the wife to see if little Johnny has a soccer game before you can take it to go fishing?
Guy2: No. I don't have any kids and my wife hates the Suburban. She drove it once and she hates it.
Guy1: What year is it?
Guy2: It's a Ninety Four with a big block.
Guy3: Damn!
by Jay Dog February 18, 2010
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