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subsexual

-A product of the suburbs. Typically a straight married male who would prefer to drink beer in his driveway with other subsexual male neighbors & discuss various sports while increasing his girth.

-The opposite of a metrosexual.

-A seemingly "good guy" who has a fabulous wife, but no intentions of trimming his ear/back/nose hair to please her, despite her pleas otherwise.

-The reason suburbia wives love gay bars & "Passions" parties.

-A man who allows his physical characteristics/sex appeal to diminish once married with children.

-A perfect candidate for "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy".

-Possibly a cover for a closet queer.
"Fine honey, you go hang out with your subsexual friends again tonight. I don't mind tending to our children's every need. Have fun!"
by L.S.M. January 9, 2009
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Sulexy

A girl who trys to act dumb to get a guys attention and is jealous of her best friends
Dang sulexy is so fake
by Davidtheballer November 17, 2019
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subtext

literal meaning: text below text. a message that is disguised in overlaying textual context.
"hey, want to go scuba-diving in egypt this summer?"
"you're a whore, this boi here is a lazy ass superstar, you're annoying, u tryina rob me, awkward shit to be contacting your ex that left you coz you fat."

subtext, trial: i am emotionally overchallenged and financially insecure, you might be attractive but i happen to lack confidence
by Krkič June 20, 2019
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subtext

When you ask someone a question and fart the second they answer. Also called subtitling or overdubbing.
Nothing quite so fun as subtexting an interviewee.
by Nolink September 5, 2010
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Subsexual

Subsexual is a form of asexuality. Subsexuality is when you are sex-repulsed but still feel sexual attraction to someone.
I am subsexual, meaning I sex-repulsed but still feel sexual attraction
by Internet_Duckie July 10, 2020
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suble cheater

when some1 wont return a favour or do somthing for some1 else when they have already had the favour or somthing done to them, because of stupid reasons
i once went to my boyfriends house and we had sex... and he peed on me... and then the next time he came to my house i had sex with him but wouldn't pee on him(worried about my carpet)
by crackass October 16, 2004
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Subtext

What’s a subtext? Is it text that’s written in recursive?”
by readerMan October 4, 2018
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