David Suarez

He acts very tough in front of his friends but his best friends he acts like a total goof and even a little gay. David is a whole virgin but no body knows that. David does love his family very much though and his once he finds the perfect girl he will treat her like the love of his life. Never mess with a davids family/friends. He may seem serious but he is a weirdo with a cute smile and a weird laugh. You will love a david in your life

David Suarez is so cool. Im so happy to have him in my life.

by Pedestrian123acrossthestreet October 20, 2019

guy suarez

An ultimate check out. Leaves the scene without a trace, never checks in. Always seems to disappear from the group to go do other meaningless shit.

Anouk: Where the fuck did he go, I swear he was just here.
Darius: He checked out, pulled a guy Suarez.

by olivershaw45 May 1, 2019

Eugenio suarez

Basically the worst player in the MLB. He has a batting average of .227 with an average of 2 errors a game.

Nice play shit head, you really Eugenio suarezed that one.

by Dr. K8496 May 16, 2019

Dirty Suarez

Just like a Dirty Sanchez, only you wipe it under your OWN nose.

I gave myself a Dirty Suarez last night.

by Badkitty109 November 7, 2022