stash

Someone that you're involved with that you have no intention of introducing to your friends or family.

I am his stash.

by Reversebatmam August 26, 2017

keister stash

A popular hiding place for contraband such as drugs, especially in prison. The anus. Usually the contraband is wrapped in a condom.

Johnny kept is smack in a keister stash.

by veritone January 16, 2009

shirt stays

a tool used to keep a shirt neatly pressed while on a persons body; an annoying pestering strap that snaps without any hint or warning beforehand; the worst part of a cadets uniform.

My fucking shirt stays snapped my ass again, GOD DAMNIT!!

by Knob4726 December 18, 2007

do you think god stays up in heavan because he too lives in fear of what hes created

this is used in text memes and picture memes, often use when someone states something gross or random

"dick cheese"
"do you think god stays up in heavan because he too lives in fear of what hes created"

by ruvik August 7, 2017

stashed ensign

After receiving your commission as an officer in the Navy or Coast Guard, you must be stoked. But sometimes, there's no room or money to train you and you get stashed doing odd jobs. Sometimes you can get stashed places you would like and then suddenly it's awesome.

>Hey man congratulations on the Navy! Do they have you flying yet?

<No, I'm a stashed ensign.

>So essentially you're worthless, and overpaid to do nothing?

<Fail. Oh but we had time to start a band, check purevolume for the stashed ensigns

by talonsdmc12 July 22, 2010

Strasburg

A town settled in the mountanis of Virginia where kids have nothing to do but act like wiggers, smoke weed, pop pills and fight.

Where do you live?
Strasburg.
Dude, I'm sorry.

by R. Cain May 17, 2011

steast

The combination of "stud" and "beast", meaning awesome, badass, good, masculine, or basically any other positive comment.

"What a steast!"
"This cheeseburger is a steast!"

by TheDane55 May 8, 2008