Stumbler

A web surfer who stumbles via StumbleUpon. See also stumbulation and stumbleblog.

I do my web surfing at StumbleUpon, so I'm called a Stumbler.

by Downstrike October 23, 2005

stample

Stample is a word made up to cheat in scrabble. It is not currently found in any English dictionaries and is not sufficiently different from trample to justify an entry.

Were those walmart shoppers stampled to death?

No, what are you retarded? They were trampled.

by scrabblist February 12, 2009

stumblefucked

To be so bored at work that you load StumbleUpon, click on it incessantly all day long viewing random web pages until you run out of suggested StumbleUpon pages to display.

holy shit i've just been stumblefucked !!!!

by markbluestone December 9, 2008

Stumper

Collective noun: Referring to a group of little people. (midgets for the uncouth). "A stumper of midgets"

A stumper of midgets jumped a tranny on the Jerry Springer show when she (he, it) told them size does matter.

by txxHKAGE7 October 30, 2010

stumblefucked

being so drunk that you can't walk or stand properly, but are still with it enough not to just sit down and pass

"Haha Mackie I'm gonna get you totally stumblefucked!"

by TheSanityAssassin November 3, 2004

Stumped

A term used to describe having sex with an amputee.

Man1:Hey how did your date with Heather go?

I stumped her!

by The Real Shwa May 18, 2009

Stumped

Cought unaware, ignorant

Origin: Derived from the ball game, Cricket. First used in India in the mid 1990s.

In the moment of orgasm,
Monica: Will you marry me?
Clinton: I am STUMPED!!!

Teacher: What is the capital of North Korea?
Student: I am STUMPED!!!

During a road show,
TV Channel reporter: You will win $1 million if you answer this correctly.
Mr. Cricket fan: (Excited) YES! I am ready!
TV Channel reporter: Okay tell me - Who is the Wicket-keeper of Kenya???
Fan: (Fucked up) I am STUMPED!!!

by DJ Gaurav November 22, 2005