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Stumped

1) A highly intense sexual session of deep, relentless, hardcore pounding by an aggressive, dominant guy that overwhelms the body and mind with involuntary orgasms, leaving you disoriented and unable to function from pure sensory overload.

2) Being so wrecked by a D you can’t think or move.
After smashing ole boi last night, he was dying laughing ‘cause his stroke game had me chopped — I was laid out, totally stumped, rebooting my overloaded systems.
by Junii77_11 April 30, 2025
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Donald Stumped

Whenever you cannot for the life of you understand why a human being can be as stupid as Donald Trump.
Guy 1: I'm Donald Stumped. Why is he helping the 17 coal miners in America? Hasn't he ever heard of modern technology or environmentally friendly kinds of energy?

Guy 2: Well, Donald Trump did appoint to the head of the EPA someone who dismisses global warming as some sort of deep state commie plot.

Guy 1: Of course he did.
by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018
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I Stumped My Toe

Hitting your toe so hard that it feels like it is broken off and all is left is a stump.
by Matilda Boatwright June 2, 2025
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