An online message board for students. Most users are smug preening tossers who think anything lower than an A* grade means you fail at life forever and will be doomed to work at McDonalds unless you do Physics, Maths or Chemistry. TSR also has an unhealthy obsession with Oxbridge, engaging in daily masturbation sessions to the Times Online League Tables and exiling anyone who doesn't get into a university within the top 5.
TSR users won't hesitate to use their signatures to remind you exactly of their A* grades, what their UCAS choices are along with some 'hilarious' lolcat picture that takes ages to scroll past. Politically, TSR users are extremely left wing, so if you dare say anything bad about immigration, multiculturalism, Islam, feminists, the EU, Marx or the Labour party, you will be torn to pieces, called any combination of the words 'scum', 'racist', 'sexist', 'fascist', 'bigot' or worst of all; 'Tory'. Yes, support the Tories and you might as well tattoo a Swastika on your arse and put "HEIL HITLER" as your sig. There is also a 'rep' system. If you aren't a raging left winger who bums Marx and hails multiculturalism as the Second Coming, prepare to get negged to hell and back. If you want rep, start arse-licking the members with high rep. These tend to be the biggest cunts of all, holding themselves in such high esteem that if their head were any further up their arse, they'd be ingesting stomach acid.
TSR users won't hesitate to use their signatures to remind you exactly of their A* grades, what their UCAS choices are along with some 'hilarious' lolcat picture that takes ages to scroll past. Politically, TSR users are extremely left wing, so if you dare say anything bad about immigration, multiculturalism, Islam, feminists, the EU, Marx or the Labour party, you will be torn to pieces, called any combination of the words 'scum', 'racist', 'sexist', 'fascist', 'bigot' or worst of all; 'Tory'. Yes, support the Tories and you might as well tattoo a Swastika on your arse and put "HEIL HITLER" as your sig. There is also a 'rep' system. If you aren't a raging left winger who bums Marx and hails multiculturalism as the Second Coming, prepare to get negged to hell and back. If you want rep, start arse-licking the members with high rep. These tend to be the biggest cunts of all, holding themselves in such high esteem that if their head were any further up their arse, they'd be ingesting stomach acid.
Example of a discussion on The Student Room:
"I think the current economic situation wasn't only caused by the bankers, but Labour's overspending as well."
Reply: "OMMFMFFFG NO IT WAS THATCHER AND TORY SCUM LIKE U STEALIN FROM THE POOR NEG NEG NEG NEG NEG NEG"
Your current rep: -1000 (and that's if the bastards are feeling generous)
"Hey I got my results back. I got a B in English Literature, an A in Maths and a B in ICT."
Reply: "HAHAHAHA ABB YOU SUCK, YOU'RE DUMB, YOU WILL FAIL LIFE 4EVER. AND YOU DO ICT, LOL MICKEY MOUSE SUBJECT. I GOT A*A*A*. KNOW WHY? BECAUSE IM OXBRIDGE MATERIAL
"I think the current economic situation wasn't only caused by the bankers, but Labour's overspending as well."
Reply: "OMMFMFFFG NO IT WAS THATCHER AND TORY SCUM LIKE U STEALIN FROM THE POOR NEG NEG NEG NEG NEG NEG"
Your current rep: -1000 (and that's if the bastards are feeling generous)
"Hey I got my results back. I got a B in English Literature, an A in Maths and a B in ICT."
Reply: "HAHAHAHA ABB YOU SUCK, YOU'RE DUMB, YOU WILL FAIL LIFE 4EVER. AND YOU DO ICT, LOL MICKEY MOUSE SUBJECT. I GOT A*A*A*. KNOW WHY? BECAUSE IM OXBRIDGE MATERIAL
by GideonGravy1234 February 23, 2011
Get the The Student Room mug.A common saying used to describe a powerful love for something/someone...generally used like this: "I love ______ like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling." This saying comes from the fact that a large number of Turkish students generally come to American universities to study this subject. Same basic idea as like a fat kid loves cake.
50 Cent: "Yo bitch, you's a fine-ass piece, you know what I'm sayin'? I love yo' ass like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling."
Ho: "Aww...that's the most romantic thing I've ever heard. You're so sweet!"
Ho: "Aww...that's the most romantic thing I've ever heard. You're so sweet!"
by Nick D May 30, 2006
Get the like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling mug.A term used to describe international students from the North-East Indian region, currently enrolled in studies in major Canadian cities.
They do not intend on doing anything with their studies other than using it as a gateway to become a "PR"
These people are found in turbaned and non-turbaned, very obnoxious and loud in nature, wearing flip flops in the winter time, driving a Dodge Charger, and aspiring to become a truck driver one day.
They are easily identifiable in large groups because they lack the confidence to ever do anything independently.
They will also destroy your house if you ever choose to rent it out to them.
More recently, they have been taking offense to being called a 'student' similar to the way African Americans take offense to the N word.
They do not intend on doing anything with their studies other than using it as a gateway to become a "PR"
These people are found in turbaned and non-turbaned, very obnoxious and loud in nature, wearing flip flops in the winter time, driving a Dodge Charger, and aspiring to become a truck driver one day.
They are easily identifiable in large groups because they lack the confidence to ever do anything independently.
They will also destroy your house if you ever choose to rent it out to them.
More recently, they have been taking offense to being called a 'student' similar to the way African Americans take offense to the N word.
Dude, there's a black Dodge Charger driving into the parking lot..
Well, it's either the cops or a student...
(Individual exits the vehicle)
Yeah don't worry, he's wearing flip flops in this -40 snowstorm, definitely a student.
Well, it's either the cops or a student...
(Individual exits the vehicle)
Yeah don't worry, he's wearing flip flops in this -40 snowstorm, definitely a student.
by easytheretiger May 8, 2021
Get the Student mug.A student, usually a freshman or sophomore, who rose to the challenge, clearly not aware of what the hell they got themselves into. They were normal, fun-loving kids before the flames of AP World scorched them. They now have no lives, read the textbook constantly, endure constant yelling, and suffer grades of C's and C-pluses only to receive 5's on the AP test. Their report cards often consist of straight A's, other than the AP World History grade. A group of AP World Students may be referred to as "Worlders", and resemble a cult.
Person A: Wow, we never hang out with him anymore, what happened?
Person B: Oh, he was really cool before, but then he became an AP World Student.
Person B: Oh, he was really cool before, but then he became an AP World Student.
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2) A perpetual student is someone who returns to school repeatedly for new programs.
2) A perpetual student is someone who returns to school repeatedly for new programs.
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You can’t call yourself an entrepreneur. You don’t know anything. You better be a studentpreneur first.
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