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strategic procrastination

Putting off starting or completing a task or responding to an invitation because of the possibility it will go away.
When my neighbor told me she had canceled her Tupperware party, I was glad I had practiced strategic procrastination.
by midcenturyantique November 19, 2009
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Strategically Scratched

when getting to a good part in a movie on dvd, the scene stops and flickers, untill you must fast forward to a bad part.
Spencer: Wow this movie sucks

Will: Dam I know every good scene cant be read by the dvd player

Thomas: This dvd is "Strategically Scratched" I hate blockbuster
by DJ SpinGood September 7, 2010
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Strategistics

We are not judged by our mere expression of ideas, but by what we do with those ideas and how effectively we execute them.

Strategicians give legs to ideas. In this, there are four components to the work of a strategician:

What do you want to do? – Strategy
How are you going to get there? – Logistics
How are you going to do it? – Tactics
Doing it – Execution

Too often we jump from the first component straight to the fourth while giving little consideration to five and six. It is the missed steps where our ideas lose the ability to last. We are impatient to perform our due diligence in following through the steps because our focus becomes on the race “to get there first.” Desperation often times lacks discipline, and yet long term and sustainable success demands it.

With the world of social media, social media is application. Strategistics is the infrastructure for that application ensuring that one's message doesn't shoot from the hip, but rather shoot from a strategy. Otherwise, application has no rudder.

Applying strategistics to your message is the difference between developing a sound plan and infrastructure and just simply talking about it. Sure, the world could always use new ideas because many, often times, spur on other ideas; however, what the world really needs, is ideas with legs and that my friends, is what strategistics is all about.
Before they applied the principles of Strategistics to their message, their message simply shot from the hip and not from a strategy. It was like their message had no rudder.
by GunnarSpeaks April 29, 2013
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anal strategist

One who expertly plans the tactical assault of an anus.
He's a bit camp. I bet he's an anal strategist.
by FakePlasticPete February 5, 2008
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playing stratego

another way to talk about sexual intercourse in front of a too young or too old of an audience.
Dude, so are you and Monica planning on fu-- playing stratego later?
by Plum Phat July 23, 2009
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Ferrari strategists

The incarnation of people who always drop the ball at the most important moments, think Spurs but for Formula One engineers.

Able to find ways to screw their drivers over, from Fernando Alonso to Sebastian Vettel and now Carlos Sainz and Charles Leclerc.
Ferrari strategists: "Box for Hards"
Leclerc: *goes into the pits*
Ferrari strategists: "STAY OUT! STAY OUT!"
Leclerc: "Fuck! Fuck!"
by Gerald725DoubleBarrel May 29, 2022
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shrutebag

An uptight douchebag, akin to Dwight Shrute of The Office.
C'mon, don't be a shrutebag--let me see the pictures!
by Yngwie February 8, 2008
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