scrotege

n. a person who hangs around dicks in hopes of becoming of a dick

Q: Who's the guy with that asshole Tommy?
A: Oh, that Bill-his new scrotege.

by fascinatingnewthing February 19, 2009

scrot-wings

Short for scrotum wings. The man version of "camel toe" The seam in your levi's allows for a separation of the testicles, thereby resulting in what looks like camel toe, but for a guy.

Man, that guy's white jeans are waaay too tight. Check out the scrot wings on that!

by sian June 30, 2003

scrotal assembly

collective reference to the scrotum and all the goodies contained therein (testicles, vas deferens, etc.)

The appearance of the scrotal assembly evolved for use as bait.

by GabrielSix March 29, 2005

Scrotasticity

Adj. describes the physical properties and characteristics of an object whose size, shape, general form, texture, pliability and prolongation resembles that of the human scrotum.

1. "My word, that hacky-sack sure has a lot of scrotasticity."


2. Socks.


3. "Gosh, my balls appear to be losing their scrotasticity!"

by Adzza and Ruckus December 26, 2008

scrotal inflation

The art injecting saline solution into the scotum inflating it to the size of a grapefruit

I have no idea why....

that freaky hippy has a scrotal inflation, what a freak

by zippzy May 17, 2006

scrote

-noun- Literally short for scrotum. When a person, usually a male, is so useless and insignificant that they do not deserve the tiny effort it takes to spit out a second offensive syllable; less than a scrotum.

"just say no to crack" was all I could think of as I watched that snivelling scrote crawl the room on his hands and knees looking for a rock....

by CunningLinguist January 5, 2005

tote the scrot

to cup ones scrotum with ones hand and walk briskly, typically performed whilst shopping for stuff to adorn said scrot (i.e. tassles, beads or jewels)

Larry: "please ask your mom to assist me as I tote the scrote this afternoon at the dollar general store"

Clark: "why I oughta"

by cornfritter October 26, 2010