beef strokemeoff

Masturbation, Hand Job, Straight strokin it

Jake went up to the spanctuary for some beef strokemeoff.

by Pedro2010 July 22, 2007

Strogre

The act of defecating in another's mouth, believed to be medicinal.

but aspirine is cost money and cald is contagious!!! i economical idea: RELEASE STROGRE

by Uncle doland November 23, 2010

stromanetics

the act of down playing any importance of pharmacy school examination. most specifically pharmacokinetics.

I asked my professor how I was doing since I failed the last exam. He is clearly an expert in stromanetics, as he assured me "everything will be alright".

by pharmstudent2015 November 19, 2013

Stroking gun

When someone is caught masturbating.

Little Dougie was caught with his stroking gun in the bathroom.

by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2016

comfort stroke

A kindly caress or pat on the back between friends or acquaintances intended to relax the recipient. It is most often employed to soothe emotions of frustration or worry. Though usually isolated from other physical contact and devoid of lascivious intent, the comfort stroke may sometimes form the beginning of a more sensuous college massage.

Christina: "Damn it, I can't believe that jerk ditched me for Yvonne!"
Blake: "Wow... Calm yourself. Here -" <Gives her a quick comfort stroke.> "Just take it easy, okay?"
Christina: "Boy did I need that comfort stroke. Now I can plan my revenge with a clear mind."
Blake: "Any time."

by TUnit March 31, 2008

stroke my cactus

Travis Scott's song "through the late night" has a line: "Relieve my heart of malice, hit my palace
Stroke my cactus, oh, don't wait
Don't play" which basically means Rub my dick

"what do you want to do"
"Stroke my cactus"
'Who the fuck says that??"
"Travis Scott"

by StrokeMyCactus November 30, 2016

Strong job

Jerking someone off by means of the crook of the elbow (the elbow pit).

Sally was glad she had spent so much time at
Crossfit, as her Strong job skills had improved a hundredfold.

by Clarencechris June 5, 2015