The state of perpetual tension (both mental and physical) that occurs right before, and during exam week. It results in students exhibiting strange behaviours or actions.
It can be classified as, the realisation that procrastination and masturbation have ruined your academic life.
Due to exam stress, individuals are allowed to get a away with things they otherwise wouldn't, as long as they say "sorry, it's exam stress".
It can be classified as, the realisation that procrastination and masturbation have ruined your academic life.
Due to exam stress, individuals are allowed to get a away with things they otherwise wouldn't, as long as they say "sorry, it's exam stress".
Student 1: Shit! Shit! Shit! my exam is tomorrow, I'm not ready!
Student 2: LOL, I finished mine two days ago!
*Student 1 develops insomnia and proceeds to burn down the library.*
Policeman: Why did you do such a heinous deed?
Student 1: Exam stress, sir!
Policeman: Oh, that's fine then. Here's $20 for your troubles.
Student 2: LOL, I finished mine two days ago!
*Student 1 develops insomnia and proceeds to burn down the library.*
Policeman: Why did you do such a heinous deed?
Student 1: Exam stress, sir!
Policeman: Oh, that's fine then. Here's $20 for your troubles.
by ChalaBoy7 December 11, 2013
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Get the Stressed but Blessed mug.Social stressors is collectively represent all those factors which can present in the society and have positive or negative impact on stress levels. For example culture, religion, education, economy, family and environmental factors. However each of them can be defined individually and as a whole under the heading of Social stressors. Social stressors has a very important role in defining and stress management.
We all live in a society and interlinked with each others through different means, i.e. family, education, religion an culture. All of them has an important role in our life. For example a person who is experiencing stress and trying to cope with through different techniques but his or her stress can never be eradicated until all the related stressors present around him are matched or minimize to stress. Family bondage, peers, love, relations, marriage, divorce as a family stressors. Education system conflicts, unclear tasks and goals and ambition. Inflation in economy, unemployment. Cultural and religious beliefs and contemporary life style are all considered as social stressors.
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