flesh stool

Another term for a penis, because of how a penis is a fleshy appendage, and a woman (or man, in gay intercourse) sits upon it like a stool.

"Yo brah, I told your mom to take a seat on my flesh stool, and she totally did. Shit was soooo cash."

by Fleshhy October 23, 2009

Stool jewels

Bits of corn in your feces.

Nate wasn't sure whether he'd digested that chipotle until he passed those stool jewels.

by BurtButterCrock June 30, 2017

Stool Pusher

A name often used to refer to a homosexual that prefers to give it as opposed to taking it.

Someone that gives anal sex.

When Danny decided to be a gay, he promised to only be a stool pusher.

Have you been pushing stools?

by Raggamuffin00 April 21, 2010

stool pigeon

dirty rat, rat, taddle tale, snitch,

50 cent is a stool pigeon. he snitched on Hova.

by paul January 26, 2004

Stool Silencer

1. To tear off large quantities of toilet paper and drop them in the toilet, usually done when one feels the need to defecate, and/or does not wish to be heard doing so for reasons of privacy.

2. An action taken when one no longer wishes to stall stall, being pressed for time or wishing to leave the restroom.

While in the public restroom, Pablo used a stool silencer to avoid embarrassment and alerting others to how he was using the stall.

by Reyasa August 25, 2011

Stool Stall

When you are at work and have just taken a vicious dump. The process of waiting in the stall until whichever people are in the bathroom do not witness you leaving the stall and implicate you in your horrific act of defiling the bathroom

Bro, I had to do the Stool Stall for like 5 minutes. Chuck was in the bathroom brushing his teeth and combing his hair. I had to wait him out.

by moffboy March 23, 2017

Immaculate Stool

A Perfect Stool whose trajectory upon exit carries it down the plumbing and completely out of view, leaving no evidence (on T.P. or in bowl) that a stool was ever present. Acknowledged as an act of divine intervention.

So, I'm on the shitter and I go to wipe - nothing! Completely clean! Then, to my amazement, I peer into the bowl and there's nothing there. Immaculate stool! Praise the Lord! It's as though Jesus reached down from Heaven and anointed my anus with the holy spirit!

by Brett 327 April 26, 2011