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stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry similar to stomping a mudhole in your ass and walking it dry to get beat senseless or near death to the point of not being able to fight back
dude your girlfriend is as ugly as a mud fence

man if you don't shut up about my girlfriend im stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry, wow dude you are really uptight

man I'm telling you back off or I'm stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry

ok dude I get you
by littlejimmie December 17, 2019
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deer stomping

A favorite past time of a redneck in possession of a jacked up pickup truck with oversize tires. This is quite simply the act of driving fast down back roads in search of roadkill and re-stomping the hell out the already dead animal. Particularly, deer are prime target as they make the most mess when stomped and hence the terms derivative. Its the human way of aiding in roadkill decomposition.
Hey Carl, lets git some buttweiser and go deer stomping. I'm gonna truck me a dead possum today. Donald stomped a deer yesterday and had an intestine hanging from his mirror.
by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010
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Turtle Stamping

The act of pressing one's anus against an object, or person, for example a wall, and producing a small head of poop to peak out and touch the wall, leaving a small print of stool behind.
I caught Billy turtle stamping the refrigerator this morning.
by BillyTheTurtle July 5, 2011
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ticket stamping

to repeatedly penetrate or fuck the aural cavity of another with one's tongue
"SHE'S GREAT AT TICKET STAMPING, BRAH. HER TONGUE WAS ALL UP IN MY EAR."
by all_yr_songs November 18, 2011
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taco stamping

The act of pressing the meat curtains of the vagina onto another person.
I haven't gotten any good action for a while, so I could use a good taco stamping.
by beef curtains R' US September 15, 2015
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Shower stamping

When you shit in the shower and stamp down on the shit into the drain.
To be more eco friendly after pissing in the shower I also shower stamping!
by Shower stamping loginlord January 9, 2021
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Stoping short

slaming the brakes of your car so that u can grab the breast of the women next to u by pretending to stop her from flying forward
I heard Jenny's date was stoping short on her at every stop sign
by supergoose94 March 30, 2009
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