When your zipper catches the foreskin of your penis, creating an excruciating pain that can hurt for hours. This usually happens after taking a piss. (As seen in the movie "Something about Mary", featuring Ben Stiller)
Joe: "Awww dude, the other day I gave myself a Ben Stiller Circumcision after takin a piss, it fuckin hurt."
Larry: "Cool story, bro"
Larry: "Cool story, bro"
by Bolo2k10 December 14, 2010
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"Omg I am totally gonna pull the sleep stiffer on him when I'm bored and he's still sleeping"
"Yeah last night my gf did the sleep stiffer and we fu(ked."
"Yeah last night my gf did the sleep stiffer and we fu(ked."
by pinkdinko April 6, 2010
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After installing some conduit and supporting it: " Now Matt , I'm gonna tell you what,that right there is stiffer than a honeymoon dick!"
by Raider Matt May 13, 2017
Get the stiffer than a honeymoon dick mug.The best damn team in all the land. Not one football team in the entire NFL can compare to the 5 time Super Bowl Champions. With players such as Roethlisberger, Hines "57" Ward, Joey "the Boot" Porter, Troy "I love to crack skulls and let my gorgeous black hair fly through the wind" Polamalu, there is no question as to why Pittsburgh has the best football team. We have what we like to call "Steeler Nation." Every road game is a home game, there are Steeler Bars in every city. Take a look at Super Bowl XL, over 75% of the fans there were Steeler fans, waving their terrible towels in which the Good Lord Myron Cope brought into this world (thank you Myron and God Bless). The Stillers have earned their 5th Super Bowl ring this year, now tied with the horrendous 49ers and the Dallas Cowgirls for the most. We have the single greatest coach, coming up on his 14th consecutive year with the Steelers and we have the single greatest owners: The Rooney's. Most importantly, we Steeler fan are the greatest fans on earth (stated on the 2006 ESPY's). We do not jump on the bandwagon, we do not love any other team besides our steelers, and if someone says he does, then he is not a true steeler fan. Lastly, we are home to two great things: Heinz ketchup and Iron City beer, what more could we ask for?!
"So who you rootin for this year?"
"WHO DO YOU THINK? THE PITTSBURGH STILLERS YOU FUCKIN IDIOT!"
If you ain't a Steeler fan, you ain't shit!
Fuck Cleveland!
"WHO DO YOU THINK? THE PITTSBURGH STILLERS YOU FUCKIN IDIOT!"
If you ain't a Steeler fan, you ain't shit!
Fuck Cleveland!
by da biggest Steeler fan September 7, 2008
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by FreeWilly94 May 26, 2010
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In Stiffler-esque fashion, Jack decided to bring his own penis as his date to Senior Prom.
"Dude, hiding a camera in the girls' locker room would be totally Stiffler-esque."
"Dude, hiding a camera in the girls' locker room would be totally Stiffler-esque."
by C. Austin April 18, 2010
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A reference to a rural belief that some members of the clergy frequently have anal sex with farm animals, particularly young calves
A reference to a rural belief that some members of the clergy frequently have anal sex with farm animals, particularly young calves
by Redd D. Ringbone February 24, 2010
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