Stiff Egyptian

Legally engaging in intercourse with your deceased wife up to 12 hours after she has passed away.

Hasad bid his late wife farewell with a stiff egyptian.

by Schlomo Solomon Sandberg December 15, 2018

Frozen cock stiff

Used to describe the weather or something that is frozen solid

I tried to start my car after work, but it was frozen cock stiff
What is it like out side? Ugh it's frozen cock stiff out there

by Diamonds21D December 29, 2014

Working Stiff

A person who works for a living. A wage earner of some sort.

Fred: I heard they're handing out $50k to people with bad mortgages. Do you think the average working stiff will see ever a dime??

Steve: No chance in hell.

by BaldingEagle October 7, 2010

stiffed

cheated, didn't pay

I stiffed the taxi driver when I jumped out of his cab.

by Brother Bob May 14, 2005

Stiff upper lip.

Meaning you must keep your composure in all situations.
Be tough.

Hailey : I miss you daddy -cries-
Dad : "Stiff upper lip." baby, we'll get through this.

by Nannerpus February 15, 2009

Stiffy

A boner or erection

Man, Billy got a huge stiffy.

by MensWear June 15, 2018

Steffen

A person who gets girls all the time, great friend, very athletic,sexy

dude my best friend is such a steffen

by Desaun Stevenson January 7, 2012