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nobody steps on it rule

When someone is just so freakin hungry they disregard all laws of physics and, without hesitation, will eat that delicious outmeal cream pie that fell on the floor. Who knows how many decades ago this poor Little Debbie fell on the floor, but it's still fully intact, and it tastes good, which is all that matters.
Fred: Aw man, my cookie fell on the floor.
Melvin: You're not gonna eat it??!
Fred: Are you kidding? It's already been 5.092 seconds! I can't eat that infected piece of @#$!!
Melvin: Well, you know I live by the nobody steps on it rule man.
*Melvin eats cookie*
Fred: DUDE YOU'RE GONNA GET MALARIA!!

R.I.P. Melvin: 1988-2008
by SmellsPrettyBad March 8, 2008
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Steptember

Occurs in the month of September, when individuals cut lines(steps) into their hair. The steps can travel any direction over the head, and the number is only limited by the amount of hair spouting from your cranium. This month is a good lead up to Movember. Generally the more steps and crazier the design, the more acceptance and envy from your fellow Steptembrians.
Yo Rangi, this year I am going to get my barber to cut some circle steps for Steptember, how about you bro?

Famous Celebrity steps include Rapper Vanilla Ice, of Ice Ice Baby fame.
by Jarad Cowie August 17, 2007
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Seepster

Seepsters

Aging Yuppies & Hipsters seeping into broad society. Struggling with the reality of being grown up, in a bonded-pair relationship, and having their first child. Also known as a GRUP: a grown up Yuppie or Hipster.

Entomology
The normalized sociological transition from Young Adult to Suburban Bonded-pair Parents, has been delayed from historic trends. People are getting married at older ages and the percentage of married couples is on a significant decline. A significant percentage of the populous have delayed the migration to home ownership and creation of family units.
The primary contributor to this trend is likely due to the poor economic condition from 2007 to 2016, greatly restricting the ability
San Ramon is seeing an increase of Seepsters moving in from San Francisco.

This place has a Seepster feel about it. I am feeling real old about now
by CarizmaGuy November 3, 2016
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shepstache

my friend sheps mustache its good and im toatally not being forced to say this
shepstache ya mom
by twiggyriot February 11, 2022
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cold steps of russia

the place where mans myths and legends are born
maxim: i was born on the cold steps of russia
by heheheheeeee September 27, 2017
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two steps too late

When a man who has time infinitely accelerated speed blitzes out of your attack and then dashes behind you with his infinite speed because he abused your weakness
star platinum: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!
Enrico Pucci: Two Steps, You where two steps too late. The blood of the powerful joestar family for their strength their courage their bravery fate is on their side, however! weakness is written in their blood. Jotaro Kujo.. your weakness is your daughter!
by jojo shitpost crusader August 9, 2023
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12 Steps

1. The 12 tasks that Alcoholics Anonymous has its members use to find spirituality.

2. A way used by AA to have its members choose a higher power that can be anywhere from a door knob to a harley as a way to find spiritual guidance.

3. The Steps outlined in the Big Book used to control the thought processes of those who follow them.
1. Bill was fun until he joined AA and followed the 12 Steps, now he just apologizes to everyone with a brainwashed smile.

2. Mary followed the 12 Steps of AA. She divorced her husband and married her sponsor leaving her kids behind with no mother.
by JR Harris April 16, 2011
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