sweenis

A sweedish penis.

Look at bubba's huge sweenis, it the hairest one eyed monster i've ever seen.

by chode johnson September 2, 2003

Sheenis

A penis with coke on it. Used in the Roast of Charlie Sheen on Comedy Central

That chick is such a cokehead, id bet if you gave yourself a sheenis she'd give you some mad head

by caprowler048 October 3, 2011

sheenist

a person who is offensive towards the sheenmeister. (charlie sheen) they may hurl abusive comments about his one night stands and drug addiction.

i was sitting at my table snorting crack cocaine with the sheenmeister, (charlie sheen) when i saw two young boys about 15 being sheenist towards charlie sheen, so, i went over to them, hit them round the heads with a chair, shoved crack up their asses, and made them get a tatoo with his name on it.

by Jake1997. May 2, 2011

Stevenism

An illness which can cause a person to be incredibly annoying and vinegar-scented. This often occurs in conjunction with Tourettes Guy Syndrome and can occur as either a long-term illness or a permanent illness. Unfortunately, the only cure currently known is death.

Person A (inflicted): Hey guys, or should I say... sup, dudes.
Person B: Umm... kay?
Person C: *sniff* Hmm...
Person A: Which entrance is better? The first or the second?
Person B: What the hell?
Person C: What smells like vinegar?
Person A: AAAARGH FUCK FUCK WHICH FUCKING ENTRANCE IS ASS DICKING BETTER?
Person B: *murder* There, that's better.
Person C: Ah, he must have contracted Stevenism. Poor fellow.

by Wrath of the Choclate Starfish August 1, 2009

Sheenism

A religion founded at The University of Kansas on the 5th floor of Oliver Hall based upon Charlie Sheen.

You see that guy winning?

Yeah, I bet he practices Sheenism.

by KU Mark March 16, 2011

Steens

1. Another word for Stevens Institute of Technology in Hoboken, New Jersey.
2. A place where herbs gather.
3. Poorest excuse for a college, or institute.

Originated: William Stahlin's Accounting class. The desk had a 'stevens' logo that was missing the 'v', thus giving birth to the term, 'Steeeens"

Can I actually get a job if I graduate from Steens???

by Greg October 3, 2004

steenie beanie

to stick your penis up another mans butthole, then you pee, while he poops.

jack: "hey i just steenie beanied him"
bob: never. ever. talk to me again you fag.
jack: "well i cant get girls anymore."
bob: ill kill you. you are homo.

by jorge brenard October 3, 2007