starnered

To argue in both a non-sensical and childish way, usually starting with incessantly picking at a person until he explodes.
At the end of the argument, nothing is solved and the person who started it (the starnerizer) acts like he doesn't know why the other person is furious. The furious party is dumbfounded at both the starnerizer's feigned ignorance that he even started an argument as well as the starnerizer's endless inability to resolve most any issue that a normal, rational person easily could.

Sadly, starnerizers need serious cognitive therapy but, of course, stubbornly refuse to get it. Even if he would, he would end up starnering the therapist; yes, he could even push a trained mental health professional into a war of meaningless verbal vollies.

My bf starnered me last night. I am so pissed that I think a blood vessel popped in my eye.

by WoodsWhoak March 3, 2010

stainer

Apparently a slang word used by little black rude bwoy kids from the slums of london for a vagrant/tramp/down and out. Has to be said in a stupid voice though.

My mans a stainer ya get me.

by The Curious Orange January 30, 2006

carpet stainer

A participant in a bukkake with particularly bad aim when he finishes.

We hit that broad Lois with 95% accuracy at last night's bukkake, that carpet stainer Chris was the only one to miss.

by Don Karta November 5, 2007

carpet stainer

A man participating in bukkake that has bad aim.

95% of us hit Betty at last night's bukkake, that carpet stainer Ted was the only one that missed.

by Don Karta October 27, 2007

stainer of the century

a person who is found on the side walk smeared all over the place. usually brown in other word a shit stain of the century.

"holy fuk
"what
"that dog has a puffy tail
"oh yeah and that blak fulla is a stainer of the century!!

by george tony October 30, 2004

staineroni

Large stain in the crotch/nether regions of the white tidy brief underwear

Soph was doing laundry and realized Bill had some staineroni on his under bridges

by Texasheatwave360 October 2, 2019

Stainer

When you take a s**t in the public bathroom and blow it up so bad it leaves a brown ring in the toilet. AKA a stainer.

Ellen ate all her Mexican food then went and made a stainer in the bathroom and almost got us kicked out!

by SunshineUnicorn October 28, 2020