Scrunching

When a full grown man folds up his underwear into a g string and takes pics of himself and than slides into girls DMs with the pics.

Oh my god I drank too much whiskey last night and was scrunching hard. Please don't tell anyone I sent you scrunch pics!!!

by Blonde menas November 19, 2022

Spunching

The act of smearing bbq sauce onto a doorknob and mounting yourself on it.

I really enjoyed spunching with you yesterday.

by Y0RKER August 7, 2024

squanching gooner

someone who is addicted to masturbating to underage girls instagram posts while in the process of hanging themselves

Did you hear Alex is a squanching gooner?

by Gooning Enjoyer December 26, 2023

slauching

Devouring someone’s booty hole

He was slauching me all night

by Slaucher January 1, 2024

Spunching

Edging while taking a shit, using a squatty potty

“After my girlfriend left last night, I was spunching like crazy! The Mexican food really messed with my stomach, but it made for some great spunching.”

by Mog Queen May 31, 2024

dirty stancing

a term for a daily driven car that runs a static drop into the weeds

WOW that car is dirty stancing

even swayze couldnt stance that dirty

by jamiea7x July 31, 2011

Fight Stancing

Fight Stancing is a method of warming up the body for working out. It involves shifting back and forth & left and right at the same time while bobbing in your stance, keeping knees slightly bent, performing the same motions with your arms and head. It is a dance all fighters perform to keep their muscles loose & warm to stay ready for their opponents. It also happens to make a great full body warm-up for any workout. The most passionate fight stancing can be found in fighter video games like Mortal Kombat.

1. Workout journal:

Warmup:

Fight stancing - 5min
Jumping jacks - 1 min
High knees - 1 min.

2.

Guy playing Mortal Kombat SNES: "What is scorpion doing spinning his hand in little circles by his ears like that?
Friend: "He's either holding up the head of your mom's ghost, or he's just Fight Stancing."

by Boonshadow January 16, 2019