Staring Contest

The act in which two people maintain eye contact and the one who blinks first or breaks eye contact loses.

No marshall! You didn't win this staring contest. You blinked!

by Dskillz101 June 6, 2017

Cock starving

A person who hasn't had sex in a while and craves to be fucked

"Damn that bitch was cock STARVING!"

by Daddy'sSmolBadBoi September 17, 2018

we're so starving

the first song on Panic At The Disco's new album, Pretty. Odd., and was one of the first songs released to the public via myspace.

this is another random title to one of panic's songs, it never says 'we're so starving'

oh, how its been so long - we're so sorry we've been gone
we were busy writing songs for you

by cool_beans June 14, 2008

staring into space

to look straight ahead without looking at anything specific

He wouldn't even look at me. He just sat there, staring into space.

by Sunny'S Bunny November 28, 2013

stirring someone's onions

an analogy for observantly tuning into the needs of someone around you who is very wrapped up in their own shit or maybe others people's shit, so much so that without even knowing it they could really use someone to step in and help them with all that shit. Maybe you're just being a good friend and your friend can be a bit of a space cadet so you regularly steer them away from walking into traffic even when you think they might be paying attention. That counts too. If you didn't step in and "stir their onions" those metaphorical onions might burn. Those onions could even be literal, thus where the term was coined.

"stirring someone's onions", "my onions just got stirred", "stirring my onions",

ex: Hey, thanks for being a good friend and stirring my onions, girl. I just got so caught up with my shit, and other people's shit...it was real nice of you to take my cat to get spayed cuz cats in heat...well, that shit is weird.

ex: Well Jesus F*&$ Face! My onions just got stirred! Thank goodness you were here to break into my car and let some air in, I can't believe I left little Timmy Tommerson in his car seat for that long! Thanks Betsy, its been one hell of a day.

ex:

Me: Aaaaahhhh ssshhhheeeeiiiitttt man, how did you know I was hurtin' so bad for some Fisherman's Friends cough drops?
Person stirring my onions: Well I noticed that you have a bit of a cough, and I've seen you with the Friends several times now...you just seemed really caught up with getting drunk so I thought I'd grab some for you while I was out.

by timmy_tommerson January 14, 2014

starving children in africa

A way to make people realize their situation is not as important as they think, or would like to think. Especially handy when dealing with math teachers.

Mrs Garrison: you haven't turned in your math homework!
Student: There are starving children in Africa!
Mrs Garrison: That is so true...wow, that really lets me see my life through another perspective. I give you an A!
Student: Thank you, starving children in Africa!

by Angelacia July 12, 2007

staring at the sun

1. stupid
2. a bad idea

George: I think we should invade Iraq then stay there for awhile. I never liked American soldiers anyway.
Reporter on CNN: It looks like the president is staring at the sun again today.

by Curtbash August 25, 2008