startlefart

The act of flatulating upon being surprised.

Paul: Chatting with a friend about that cool restaurant you went to with the duck fat fries.

A friend: sneaks up and pokes you in the ribs.

Paul: pfffffft. Whoa! Sorry about that! It was a startlefart, you scared me with that poke to the ribs!

fartle fart shart poot phear

by ChicknWaffles October 24, 2012

starleigh mckinney

she is one of the best people you will ever meet.don't let her fool you shell beat u up in a heartbeat but regarding she id very pretty, smart, and nice. just don't get on her bad side. Also, she is thicker than a Jellow cup. She is so beautiful all the boys secretly like her. People love her well some she is outrageously loved, cherished, and checked out because her butty is fat lol.

bestfriend starleigh mckinney is the best

by ytfuvj October 1, 2019

starfeesh

The actual plural definition of starfish

Wow look at all those starfeesh!

by Sage123 September 21, 2021

ball startle

When you are startled by sudden movement or pressure very near your balls often causing a subsequent flinching and a reverse thrust of the pelvis. Sometimes accompanied with a gasp.

WOAH! Watch where you flop your hands woman. You just ball startled me nearly into heart attack.

by Whit AKA thrustin peters June 1, 2014

startled mule

the back kick to the private parts of the giver performed by the reciever of anything unpleasant when having sex in a doggy style position.

i gave my girlfriend an angry pirate and she was so pissed she gave me a startled mule.

by the antisocialist December 31, 2011

startled earwigs

A term used to describe an Irish Gaelic football team after they have been heavily defeated by the opposition. Coined in 2009 by Dublin manager Pat Gilroy after his team were annihilated by resurgent underdogs Kerry.

Dublin didn't appear to have a Plan A, never mind B or C. The manager, Pat Gilroy, would later maintain that his players had started the match like "startled earwigs".

by thekingdom August 4, 2009

Snarfleropterpusopelisium

(n) A nickname given to concert halls and venues with names like "Palladium" or "Avalon."

Dude, were you at the show last night?" "What show?" "The one down at the Snarfleropterpusopelisium, it was crescent fresh.

by Great Bonfuego May 27, 2010