Stapes

an alcoholic Irish drink that guarantees to have the drinker drunk within three sips.

Sip One:
"Hmm. Johnny, this Stapes is good."

Sip Two:
"Johnny, boy, where did you get this, this.. what is this?"

Sip three:
"Johnny! Johnny, I - I think I LOVE you!" ... falls off chair

by proudto beirishman September 1, 2009

stampede

You tuck you arms inside of your long sleeve shirt, pull your penis out of your pants, and then run. Your sleeves flap like elephant ears, and your penis is the trunk.

Those people were staring at your cock when we stampeded out of the restaurant

by michael cosby February 16, 2008

stapes

Manchester Slang for chewed chewing gum.

"Uh, Mark, you've a big wad of stapes stuck to your shoe, mate!"

by iamstapes September 1, 2009

Stamped

The act of pressing ones cheeks against another persons clothes or skin(preferably the skin) and leaving behind a small or large amount of smeared shit.

“Woah bro, you left a shit stain on my shirt when you were drunk yesterday. I can’t believe you stamped me”.

by Stamped_bro July 3, 2021

stapes

A rare type of orange

"I love nectarines," Said Katie.
"Oh God, no," Said Anne in disagreement. "Stapes oranges are definitely my favourite.

by ilovefruit September 1, 2009

stapes

Leprechaun slang - extremely insulting leprechaun curse.

"YOU ARE A STAPES!"
"I'M GOING TO STEAL YOUR CROCK OF GOLD, ASSHOLE!"

*Scene from "The Life of A Leprechaun" by Patrick Barry

by leprtam September 1, 2009

Stapes

A large wart usually found on the left buttock. Makes it painful to sit. Caused by excessive lettuce consumption.

"Ow, my left buttock is really painful," Said Vanessa.
"It's your own fault." Said Niamh.
"What is?"
"I've bet you've got a Stapes."
"A WHAT?" Asked Vanessa, astounded.
"A large wart caused by excessive lettuce consumption. It's your own fault for eating like a rabbit."

by lettucce September 1, 2009